Joke thread?
- Thread starter BusterMK3
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Ok, so a few Popsicle-grade jokes for ya:
What does an upside down cow say?
-WWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
What do the Ninja Turtles call a herd of cattle?
-Cowabundance. Yeah, it's dumb.
How do dolphins party?
-Hookers and blow fish, of course!
Yeah, they're dumb, I probably forget as many of these as pop into my head.
What does an upside down cow say?
-WWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
What do the Ninja Turtles call a herd of cattle?
-Cowabundance. Yeah, it's dumb.
How do dolphins party?
-Hookers and blow fish, of course!
Yeah, they're dumb, I probably forget as many of these as pop into my head.
You: [insert racist comment]
Your friend: :: angry :: Hey don't be a racist!!!
You: I'm not a racist, because racism is a crime and crime is for Black people.
gets people laughing and shaking there head every time.
P.S. I'm really not racist.
Your friend: :: angry :: Hey don't be a racist!!!
You: I'm not a racist, because racism is a crime and crime is for Black people.
gets people laughing and shaking there head every time.
P.S. I'm really not racist.
kelson;1931470 said:
Reminds me of: "Sexism is wrong, and being wrong is for women."
EDIT: that reminded me of another:
Three blondes are stranded on an island and stumble upon a magic lamp. As they rub the lamp, a genie comes out and says they each get one wish.
The first one says "I wish I were smarter, so I could figure out how to get off this island." Poof! She turns into a redhead and swims to shore.
The second one says "I wish I were smarter than her, so I could figure out how to get off this island." Poof! She turns into a brunette, builds a raft, and sails off.
The third says "I wish I were smarter than both of them, so I could figure out how to get off this island." Poof! She turns into a man and walks across the bridge.
^^^bwahahahahahahahaha..............it would be soo much funnier if it didn't remind me of my household. Between the beatings I give them and them never having lunch money because I spend it on vodka, they don't stand a chance.
suprahero;1933448 said:
Atleast you're not my father, coke and vodka ment little me in grade school got to walk home 2 miles everyday and then straight to my room when I got home to avoid the violent drunken outburst of past relationships gone wrong LOL
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jdmfreak;1928944 said:Who can make more money in a week?
A drug dealer or a prostitute?
A prostitute because she can wash and resell her crack
If you forcefully have sex with a hooker against her will, is it rape or shoplifting....?
