I'm getting married tomorrow
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I'm not married, hell I don't even have a gf but I will give advice anyway, even know I'm full of shit. 
OL Anyways if she stops putting out there are two sure fire ways to fix the problem, 1. Stop giving her money and paying for things she wants or needs. 2. Kick her out of the house
Now they could backfire and end in divorce, but they may work and if not as a divorcee you can pretty much screw anyone ya want.
GOOD LUCK
OL Anyways if she stops putting out there are two sure fire ways to fix the problem, 1. Stop giving her money and paying for things she wants or needs. 2. Kick her out of the house
Now they could backfire and end in divorce, but they may work and if not as a divorcee you can pretty much screw anyone ya want.
GOOD LUCK
Wills7MGTE said:I'm not married, hell I don't even have a gf but I will give advice anyway, even know I'm full of shit.
OL Anyways if she stops putting out there are two sure fire ways to fix the problem, 1. Stop giving her money and paying for things she wants or needs. 2. Kick her out of the house
Now they could backfire and end in divorce, but they may work and if not as a divorcee you can pretty much screw anyone ya want.
GOOD LUCK
HAHA keep dreaming pal.
1. = the easiest way to NEVER get laid for at least 3 months even after you say you're sorry for 2 weeks straight.
2. = the best way to make sure she sleeps with someone else that buys her things.
Ric said:
If she would do that then you have a loser of a women to begin with and she deserves to hit the road anyway.
My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last:
Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little wine,
some good food and companionship.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
We also sleep in separate beds.
Hers is in Sydney and mine is in Melbourne.
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary.
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.
So I suggested the kitchen.
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker
Then she said, "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!".
So I bought her an electric chair.
Remember.... Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.
Statistically, 100% of all divorces started with marriage.
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.
The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"....
I said, "Dust!"
In the beginning, God created earth and rested.
Then God created man and rested.
Then God created woman.
Since then, neither God nor man has rested.
Why do men die before their wives? 'Cause they want to'.
Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little wine,
some good food and companionship.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
We also sleep in separate beds.
Hers is in Sydney and mine is in Melbourne.
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary.
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.
So I suggested the kitchen.
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker
Then she said, "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!".
So I bought her an electric chair.
Remember.... Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.
Statistically, 100% of all divorces started with marriage.
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.
The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"....
I said, "Dust!"
In the beginning, God created earth and rested.
Then God created man and rested.
Then God created woman.
Since then, neither God nor man has rested.
Why do men die before their wives? 'Cause they want to'.
Doward said:
Funny, same here. Got married in 2004, heading for divorce soon as I can afford it.
Will never marry again, even though the person I'm with now makes me very happy
Don't need to show your true love through legal papers and tax breaks, such bullshit.
Tanya said:Funny, same here. Got married in 2004, heading for divorce soon as I can afford it.
Will never marry again, even though the person I'm with now makes me very happy
Don't need to show your true love through legal papers and tax breaks, such bullshit.
THANK YOU!
Wow... Lots of negativity. I'll be selling pics/vids from the honeymoon if anyone is interested, just leave me a PM. :icon_bigg
A lot of negativity is an understatement. You all suck.
Post up your honeymoon pics Matt. :bigthumb:
Post up your honeymoon pics Matt. :bigthumb:
Save this post and get back to us in 2-3 years. Only then will our comment seize being "negativity" and more reality.mkiiSupraMan18 said:
Post up some Honeymoon pics and vid and we'll save them and send them back to you in 2-3 years.
i have been married for 5yrs in oct. its had some ups and downs but i think it cool. although if something happened and we got divorced i would never get married again. i think its what you make of it and thats all. g/l
+1 There are certainly women out there that will be good wives.OneJoeZee said:
Congrats on getting married.
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