HellsLegion said:
Lure him into the light and the kryll will fly away, they act as his shield.
If you have the torque bow it only takes a few shots to the head on casual.
I missed Jury duty - Need an excuse.
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Lure him into the light and the kryll will fly away, they act as his shield.
If you have the torque bow it only takes a few shots to the head on casual.
I still think you should call in dead. Seen it on shirt b4, "I ran out of sick days, so I called in DEAD".
Clip said:
If they don't buy the story about your Mother, then surely they'll beleive that you had a baby!
HellsLegion said:
:3d_frown:
Everyone else: I missed it for a pretty lame reason. I thought it started at 5:30 pm but it started at 8:00 am and I slept in until 10:30 today before my roommate woke me up and said I missed it.
Today was my brothers birthday so I just said f*** it and didnt bother calling in.
Its in the next town over so I think I can say I didnt have the money to get there. Im seriously flat broke right now anyway.
If they dont buy that I like Clip's idea :biglaugh:
1. you dog ate your legs
2. you remembered you were a convicted felon
3. spontaneaus human combustion
4. you forgot to take your meds and found yourself naked in the zoo yet AGAIN
5. ALL of the above
2. you remembered you were a convicted felon
3. spontaneaus human combustion
4. you forgot to take your meds and found yourself naked in the zoo yet AGAIN
5. ALL of the above
really explosive diareaha as someone else said should work lol it worked for me all the time when i was in the Air Force just say you been drinking a lot of energy drinks and when you tried to get in your car you had to go again.
When you go in for the interview thing to see if you are a suitable juror, my dad always tells them that he can tell if they are guilty just by the color they are. He hasnt been called for one day of jury duty yet lol.
Chris
*edit* hes not racist at all btw
Chris
*edit* hes not racist at all btw