So, uh...tell a bit more about this Alka-seltzer thing for the ladies...I'm always down for learning new tricks...LOL!
I have a warrant out for me? I don't suppose we have any lawyers here....
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:aigo::love::aigo: +100 on the boobie pics. Everyone would have sent $$ without them...but its a nice bonus for us. :naughty:
Alka-seltzer huh? Doesn't that taste bad? Learn something new everyday. I heard about the pop rocks. :biglaugh:
Alka-seltzer huh? Doesn't that taste bad? Learn something new everyday. I heard about the pop rocks. :biglaugh:
The Alka-Seltzer does taste funny, yes.
And your girl definitely has to be up to this, it can't be a surprise thing.
Slide in a half of an Alka-Seltzer, then follow it with an ice cube, and your mouth.
Watch the fun begin! Bubbles hit the G-spot 99.9% of the time, makes for an awesome orgasm.
But like I said, your woman has to be up for it, not a surprise...some women don't like ice, or the thouht of something different in them. Depends on the woman and how curious she is to try new things.
EDIT: I should add here I've only had it done 1 time, and I was completely trashed at the time....
And your girl definitely has to be up to this, it can't be a surprise thing.
Slide in a half of an Alka-Seltzer, then follow it with an ice cube, and your mouth.
Watch the fun begin! Bubbles hit the G-spot 99.9% of the time, makes for an awesome orgasm.But like I said, your woman has to be up for it, not a surprise...some women don't like ice, or the thouht of something different in them. Depends on the woman and how curious she is to try new things.
EDIT: I should add here I've only had it done 1 time, and I was completely trashed at the time....
jmanbball;967162 said:
Sex alters the PH down there as well. Semen is alkaline and the vagina is normally slightly acidic. It's a self correcting system for the most part, I doubt Alka Seltzer would have any long term impact.
Edit: I'm not a doctor, I just have done a lot of this stuff.
DsBetterHalf;967146 said:The Alka-Seltzer does taste funny, yes.
And your girl definitely has to be up to this, it can't be a surprise thing.
Slide in a half of an Alka-Seltzer, then follow it with an ice cube, and your mouth.
But like I said, your woman has to be up for it, not a surprise...some women don't like ice, or the thouht of something different in them. Depends on the woman and how curious she is to try new things.
EDIT: I should add here I've only had it done 1 time, and I was completely trashed at the time....
Damn, that sounds like a helluva party! :naughty: :sarcasm:
Supracentral;967192 said:Sex alters the PH down there as well. Semen is alkaline and the vagina is normally slightly acidic. It's a self correcting system for the most part, I doubt Alka Seltzer would have any long term impact.
Edit: I'm not a doctor, I just have done a lot of this stuff.
Thank you Dr Chemistry.
Hey Laura! I need to balance your pH levels, get over here :naughty:
Supracentral;967718 said:Google image search for Dr. Chemistry:
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That's a big fucking tarantula on his head.
Looks like Theresa is messing with Mike's account. She's brought out some teenage pics of Mike. That's IJ in the background, and he's about to holler "Get Off My Back Lawn" at him with the megaphone.
***EDIT*** Dr. Chemistry.........meet Drunk Medic
***EDIT*** Dr. Chemistry.........meet Drunk Medic
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gtsfirefighter
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Wow! I feel like such an ass for just now finding this thread, and it was only after perusing the classifieds. I would have gladly sent some money your way had I'd known. I'm glad yall got what yall needed. This community is truly spectacular. Now back to boobies and funky sex chemistry.
Damn right!
Update: Paypal unlocked the account finally, and the money is being sent over to the bank. I should still be able to keep my Thursday appt. I'll update more then.
Update: Paypal unlocked the account finally, and the money is being sent over to the bank. I should still be able to keep my Thursday appt. I'll update more then.
I really hope you get things worked out! It would be a tragedy to have to drop everything you have worked hard for, especially your schooling, to go RE-SERVE your time.
I was just informed of this thready and wanted to add something a little more on topic.
Not all that long ago I decided to take care of a warrant that had been hanging around for close to 23years. Yes, 23 years. It was the same type of warrant as Dowards, brought about by failing to comply with court mandated restitution. There is NO statute of limitation on such a thing, so dont feel bad there or like you just missed out on sneaking by. This information will likely be confirmed by your lawyer and the timeing of the warrant will have no bearing on the case.
In Oregon the only way to deal with such a warrant is to simply turn yourself in, be processed in, and be given a date to go before a judge (usually within a day or two). In Oregon you can bail out immediately, and even in my case in which I was considered a "fugitive from justice" for 20 plus years, I was still able to self bail.
I had tried for several weeks through my lawyer to handle my case outside the jail but a district attourney wouldnt even talk to us until I "presented myself before the court" The positive thing here was that once I was infront of a judge, my lawyer and the DA, everyone kind of looked at each other and said "pffft...20 years? we dont even have records of the case...dismissed" Its possible that in your case the judge will look at your case and be unable to produce any evidence that you DIDNT complete your court mandated sentence and be forced to simply dismiss it.
I recommend when you do go before that judge that you have statements from your professors attesting to your good attendence in school, and an unoffical copy of your transcript to go with it (shows betterment of self). If you pay rent where you live get a letter from your landlord stating you are a stable tenant for the time youve been there. If you are buying, get a statement from your bank showing that you are making payements on time and for how long (shows stability). A letter from a charactor witness wouldnt hurt, perhaps someone you've done business with (anyone you bought or sold to on here would count )(shows you are a valuable member of society). All you are trying to show the judge is that you are NOT some deadbeat lowlife hiding yourself away from the court. All of those things may do absolutely no good, but they certainly cant hurt.
Im all my years of dealing with courts Ive found that you simply have to play the game and unfortunately "pay the piper". I would say that after all is said and done you end up with a small court fee and the incident is put to rest for good. The worst part of it all is that without a lawyer you wouldnt stand a chance at any of that, but it looks like the SM community took care of that. Good luck with everything, I know how hard these kinds of things can be.
Anyone want to hear about how the USPS is trying to bend me over? maybe another thread, lol
Not all that long ago I decided to take care of a warrant that had been hanging around for close to 23years. Yes, 23 years. It was the same type of warrant as Dowards, brought about by failing to comply with court mandated restitution. There is NO statute of limitation on such a thing, so dont feel bad there or like you just missed out on sneaking by. This information will likely be confirmed by your lawyer and the timeing of the warrant will have no bearing on the case.
In Oregon the only way to deal with such a warrant is to simply turn yourself in, be processed in, and be given a date to go before a judge (usually within a day or two). In Oregon you can bail out immediately, and even in my case in which I was considered a "fugitive from justice" for 20 plus years, I was still able to self bail.
I had tried for several weeks through my lawyer to handle my case outside the jail but a district attourney wouldnt even talk to us until I "presented myself before the court" The positive thing here was that once I was infront of a judge, my lawyer and the DA, everyone kind of looked at each other and said "pffft...20 years? we dont even have records of the case...dismissed" Its possible that in your case the judge will look at your case and be unable to produce any evidence that you DIDNT complete your court mandated sentence and be forced to simply dismiss it.
I recommend when you do go before that judge that you have statements from your professors attesting to your good attendence in school, and an unoffical copy of your transcript to go with it (shows betterment of self). If you pay rent where you live get a letter from your landlord stating you are a stable tenant for the time youve been there. If you are buying, get a statement from your bank showing that you are making payements on time and for how long (shows stability). A letter from a charactor witness wouldnt hurt, perhaps someone you've done business with (anyone you bought or sold to on here would count
)(shows you are a valuable member of society). All you are trying to show the judge is that you are NOT some deadbeat lowlife hiding yourself away from the court. All of those things may do absolutely no good, but they certainly cant hurt. Im all my years of dealing with courts Ive found that you simply have to play the game and unfortunately "pay the piper". I would say that after all is said and done you end up with a small court fee and the incident is put to rest for good. The worst part of it all is that without a lawyer you wouldnt stand a chance at any of that, but it looks like the SM community took care of that. Good luck with everything, I know how hard these kinds of things can be.
Anyone want to hear about how the USPS is trying to bend me over? maybe another thread, lol
theWeezL;971266 said:
A couple of things....Florida is different from Oregon. This is not a "normal" warrant where he gets picked up and heads to jail, then bonds out. This is an ORDER TO COMMIT. Which means if he were to get picked up out of county....he'd wait in that county's jail until the original county picked him up. Then he'd start serving the days he was ordered to commit. THERE IS NO BOND ON THIS WARRANT!!!
The other thing is that YES there is a statute of limitations as far as witheld sentencing is concerned. There IS NOT a statute of limitation ONCE the warrant is issued. The warrant was issued aprroximately two weeks before the statute of limitations ran out. I deal with these things everyday, trust me. This is why I let him know in the first place....one traffic stop and it would be all over.
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And that would be a hell of a time to learn, because I didn't use a turn signal, or went 5-6mph over @ 3am.
That's why I'm working so hard to get this straightened out. We had to reschedule the appt to Tuesday morning. You can bet your ass I'll be there bright and early. I'm doing MINIMAL driving currently!
That's why I'm working so hard to get this straightened out. We had to reschedule the appt to Tuesday morning. You can bet your ass I'll be there bright and early. I'm doing MINIMAL driving currently!
BlackSS, I am aware that Oregon and Florida are different, as are just about any two states. I was mearly trying to offer up my experience to a similiar situation in an effort to provide a little prespective (for what its worth kinda thing). The outcome for my situation was actually rather painless and Im hoping its the same for Doward.
I have never heard of an "order to commit" warrant but Im willing to make one reasonable guess about it and draw a comparison to my warrant. I would be willing to bet that there is no way to squash it outside of turning yourself in. My reasoning is this: The county that ordered it has no motivation to do so. They know its only a matter of time before you show up on SOMEones radar.
But, I suppose this is all irrelevant and will all soon be cleared up after you talk to your lawyer, so I will refrain from further supposition.
Good Luck D! Hope it all goes well!
I have never heard of an "order to commit" warrant but Im willing to make one reasonable guess about it and draw a comparison to my warrant. I would be willing to bet that there is no way to squash it outside of turning yourself in. My reasoning is this: The county that ordered it has no motivation to do so. They know its only a matter of time before you show up on SOMEones radar.
But, I suppose this is all irrelevant and will all soon be cleared up after you talk to your lawyer, so I will refrain from further supposition.
Good Luck D! Hope it all goes well!
Well Doward I, too, am ashamed to say that I just saw this thread and spent the last 30+ minutes reading every single post. If I had seen this before, I would have absolutely sent you a good donation. You are a credit to this community and you deserve every bit of what they did for you. I look forward to seeing what happens here and I am praying that everything works out for the both of you.
If you need more financial help I am first in line.. but as it is I got boobie pics for free!!
If you need more financial help I am first in line.. but as it is I got boobie pics for free!!