How Do You Guys Ruin A Romantic Moment?
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i remember laying on my stomach while a girl was giving me a back massage and I ripped a HUGE fart.
I think I got donkey punched or something, because I woke up about 4 minutes later....LOL
another good one is when your putting on the condom say "yeah I'd probably have aids again if it weren't for these"
I think I got donkey punched or something, because I woke up about 4 minutes later....LOL
another good one is when your putting on the condom say "yeah I'd probably have aids again if it weren't for these"
Condoms are such a pain, they ruin the flow of the performance. I wish we could just be born with them or something.
eric
eric
Stretch said:
STD's are overrated, Stretch...just keep on truckin and keep on fuckin. eventually ur body will just get used to it :evil2:
Stretch said:
thats why u make em take the pill..u be there to watch em do it..and steven segal chop the back of their neck to make sure that pill goes down.
eithe that or just bone em in the ass.
or have a little snippy snippy done
...the last thing this world needs is a little me running around, I've decided a kid is out of the question for me. Bachelor for life yo! Plus it gives girls a HUGE boost in security.
...the last thing this world needs is a little me running around, I've decided a kid is out of the question for me. Bachelor for life yo! Plus it gives girls a HUGE boost in security.
haha, I have a good one 
some of my friends on here have probably heard this before.
back in the day of girlfriend-ness... my gf had an awesome house, kind of like a castle where you could walk out of her room on the balcony and get on the roof, we would always get on the roof late at night and hang out.
one night we were up there messing around (not anything too serious you perverts) and it just so happened that you could see the road from where we were. I dont know if I wasnt in the mood or not, but you couldnt pay me to stop naming each and every car that drove by, it didnt even have to be anything special, mid kiss id be like "buuaaah chevy lumina, nissan maxima"
haha yea, it was fun
some of my friends on here have probably heard this before.back in the day of girlfriend-ness... my gf had an awesome house, kind of like a castle where you could walk out of her room on the balcony and get on the roof, we would always get on the roof late at night and hang out.
one night we were up there messing around (not anything too serious you perverts) and it just so happened that you could see the road from where we were. I dont know if I wasnt in the mood or not, but you couldnt pay me to stop naming each and every car that drove by, it didnt even have to be anything special, mid kiss id be like "buuaaah chevy lumina, nissan maxima"
haha yea, it was fun
