How Do You Guys Ruin A Romantic Moment?

suprahero

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Stretch said:
"what's your favourite kind of Kraft Diner? Personally, I prefer the spirals"
eric

Is that what you ask your girlfriend to ruin the mood? I thought you were suffering from the muchies at first and just wanted something to snack on...................:biglaugh:
 

wingman

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i remember laying on my stomach while a girl was giving me a back massage and I ripped a HUGE fart.

I think I got donkey punched or something, because I woke up about 4 minutes later....LOL


another good one is when your putting on the condom say "yeah I'd probably have aids again if it weren't for these"
 

Stretch

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Condoms are such a pain, they ruin the flow of the performance. I wish we could just be born with them or something.
eric
 

Johnny Dangerously

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Stretch said:
Heh, I don't even use one, until it's time to catch the goo ahahaa.
eric


thats why u make em take the pill..u be there to watch em do it..and steven segal chop the back of their neck to make sure that pill goes down.

eithe that or just bone em in the ass.
 

wingman

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or have a little snippy snippy done


...the last thing this world needs is a little me running around, I've decided a kid is out of the question for me. Bachelor for life yo! Plus it gives girls a HUGE boost in security.
 

GotTurbos?

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haha, I have a good one :) some of my friends on here have probably heard this before.

back in the day of girlfriend-ness... my gf had an awesome house, kind of like a castle where you could walk out of her room on the balcony and get on the roof, we would always get on the roof late at night and hang out.

one night we were up there messing around (not anything too serious you perverts) and it just so happened that you could see the road from where we were. I dont know if I wasnt in the mood or not, but you couldnt pay me to stop naming each and every car that drove by, it didnt even have to be anything special, mid kiss id be like "buuaaah chevy lumina, nissan maxima"

haha yea, it was fun