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[suprahero]

At the golf course sunday, a buddy of mine told us all a joke, and he's a die hard Auburn graduate which made it even funnier.

Teacher asked her sixth grade students to stand up and tell the rest of the class what their fathers did for a living. Little Johnny stands up and saids "I may as well get this over with asap. My dad is a gay stripper............He takes his clothes off and shakes his ass for money in front of queers."
The teacher is shocked and yells for Little Johnny to shut up and sit down because he knew better than to talk like that in front of class.
After the class she asks him to come up to her desk after the other students had left. She saids "Johnny, I know your dad and he isn't a gay stripper, why did you say that?"
Little Johnny looks down and starts shuffling his feet, then looks up and said that he was too embarassed to tell everyone that his dad is really the offensive coordinator at Auburn University...........:biglaugh:


I don't care what you think.........that shit's funny.

 

[bhmsupra]

Yea - Joke's for Auburn. Bama has a pretty neat little team this year for sure.
Just hope that there will not be an upset in "T" town Saturday or it will be another brutal 365 days and plenty of crow to go around.

If Auburn wins, can we all still be friends?

 

[suprahero]

Win or lose, I will sleep good that night. It's been six tough years of dealing with Auburn fans at the club I play golf at though, so a win will be easier to take for me than a loss. The guy that told that joke to us was an Auburn fan though.

 

[kwnate]

OK is better.

 

[upgradedsupra]

OK is better.

Get back to your own section.

 

[suprahero]

They definately looked good this past weeekend Kwnate. I don't disagree with you, but hopefully Alabama will beat Auburn this weekend and play exceptionally well against Florida.

Duane, you and Kwnate are always welcome in here. We won't laugh at your silly accents......:biglaugh:

 

[03bamaGT]

Well...my Psychology final depends on the Auburn vs. Alabama game. If Alabama wins then we get open book...so I kinda hope they win even though I am an Auburn fan.

 

[suprahero]

An Auburn fan and a Mustang owner.........and why is it that I like you..........:biglaugh:

 

[labrat469]

I was worried about this year's Bama team. We started out with 7 and 6....

7 arrests and 6 convictions....

 

[ForcedTorque]

OK is better.

Every time Alabama wins the National Championship, there are always flashy teams that the fans THINK are better than Alabama, because their style is not so flashy. All Bama does is dominate both lines of scrimmage, and it really doesn't matter how much they score. All they need to do is score a little more than that. So far, that has not been a problem.

Can OK play defense like they did once for long enough to win the championship? I personally don't think so, but they impressed the shit outta me stopping Tech last week thats for sure. Maybe we can get an AL/OK championship game, and find out for sure.

 

[upgradedsupra]

LOL I am not the one with the funny speech impediment. :icon_razz

 

[Doward]

Maybe we can get an AL/OK championship game, and find out for sure.

Won't happen. :evil2:

 

[MKIII VIXEN]

LOL I am not the one with the funny speech impediment. :icon_razz

That depends on who you ask, eh?

 

[ForcedTorque]

Won't happen. :evil2:

You do realize that if you hold a gators mouth closed, it can't chomp.......Right?

 

[Doward]

You do realize that if you hold a gators mouth closed, it can't chomp.......Right?

Yep! Will Alabama be able to keep that Gator from chomping once the Gator starts rolling? Seriously doubtful. Going to be an excellent game!

 

[suprahero]

I hope it's not a blow out...........either way. I've got to think that Bama is saving some tricky plays for Florida. I think our defense can hold Florida to about 27 points, but I'm not so sure our offense can score that many. It will be a good game though.

Let's just hope and pray that Bama is still undefeated when we play Florida.

 

[ForcedTorque]

What scares me Jay, is the fact that Auburns problems have stemmed from injuries. They have been eliminated for about a month now, or more. I'm sure some of those injuries will be healed, and be surprises tomorrow. They have had a good long time to concentrate on the tide now.

 

[black91turbo]

I don't know man.....I can't see Bama holding the mighty Gators to 27. They haven't scored less than 50 in their previous 5 games. The Noles are up next....they will get their ass handed to them too! It's truly a shame that we have so many damn good teams and we will never find out who the best one out of all of them is because of the damn BCS.........


BCS :bigun2:

 

[ForcedTorque]

I don't know man.....I can't see Bama holding the mighty Gators to 27. They haven't scored less than 50 in their previous 5 games. The Noles are up next....they will get their ass handed to them too! It's truly a shame that we have so many damn good teams and we will never find out who the best one out of all of them is because of the damn BCS.........


BCS :bigun2:

Sat, Oct 25 Kentucky W 63-5
Sat, Nov 1 at (8) Georgia W 49-10
Sat, Nov 8 at Vanderbilt W 42-14
Sat, Nov 15 (24) South Carolina W 56-6
Sat, Nov 22 Citadel W 70-19

Maybe that's an average of 50, but your statement is wrong. The only one impressive out of the bunch is Georgia, and Bama almost hung 50 on them as well. Florida State won't be so impressive either.

I contend that if Teebow can't get his normal protection, he won't be so potent. The one who scares me is Hersey Harvin. Maybe Florida State wil twist his ankle, just enough to slow him down a step. If healthy, he will be a great equalizer for the Tide defense.

 

[Doward]

Percy? You've got a hell of a lot more to worry about then just Percy