Ex-boyfriends

SupraDerk

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Sep 17, 2005
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I've got a pic of that bastard and some stats on him.

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Homeboy is a redmage, he's got:

- A +5 to black magic
- A +2 to magic resistance
- A mountain dew addiction
- +10 hitpoints when confronted

BUT! He has a strong weakness against Supras, Supra owners and rejection! You can take him CK...oh wait..
 

cadman

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Aug 10, 2006
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I had a girlfriend a while back that was still "friends" with her ex. Then he started coming around at random times on the weekends seeing if I was there or not. He tried to be friends with me. I wouldn't have it. I knew what he was up to.

Then a while later I found an email saved to my computer archives from him asking my girlfriend to come back to him, because he'd made a mistake. (Yeah I'll say, he beat the crap out of her.) And all the replies after that, which were also saved, were saying "I had a great time last night" type of stuff. I looked at the dates, and they were when she was supposed to be shopping with her mom.

I confronted her about it, and she said she hadn't done anything, and she would never take him back. But one month later, after coming home for lunch to surprise her with roses and Olive Guarden, I find her riding him like a mechanical bull on my couch in my living room.

Needless to say I kicked them both out at that point and I neglected to give them back their cloths before they were "escourted" out of my appartment.

Moral of the story? Your girl will choose whoever she wants, and if she doesn't have the guts to stand up to her ex, you're the one that will get the brunt of the pain. She will try and have both. She will cheat on you, and she won't want to choose. And if you're lucky, by your actions, and by you stepping away and saying "Hey good luck with that, call me if you need help", She just might say "Damn it, now I have to make a choice", and you just might be that choise.

Good luck to you... if this is, in fact... the situation. What was that other thread about that I saw? I'm corn-fused.
 

92turbo4life

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Sep 12, 2005
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yea that other thread and this go along perfect..hahaha\

but yeah wtf is up with these pussy ass kids and giving are women roses. gtfo of here and get ur own gurl...
so wait u threw them out the apartment naked.... lol i always wanted to walk in on someone cheating on you while fuking.. just to see there face.. loose a hardon real quick i bet:)
 

cadman

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Aug 10, 2006
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I assume it was a joke? I get it... sort of, if it was a joke like "Hey lets start a thread and make it seem like she's messing with this guy" type of thing...

if that's the case... Dude that was mean... but funny as hell!!
 

92turbo4life

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yea becasue it makes sense.. that would so be some funny ass shit if it was true and he was getting played.. eh lol ya big meanie lol
 

cadman

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Aug 10, 2006
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92turbo4life said:
yea that other thread and this go along perfect..hahaha\

but yeah wtf is up with these pussy ass kids and giving are women roses. gtfo of here and get ur own gurl...
so wait u threw them out the apartment naked.... lol i always wanted to walk in on someone cheating on you while fuking.. just to see there face.. loose a hardon real quick i bet:)

Yeah, it was that or beat the crap out of him, and he was a skinny little shit too. I took 11 years of martial arts. You spend 1 year learning how to hurt someone, and 10 years learning how to control it. It took all 10 years to not take him out on the spot. The only thing that saved him, was knowing he wouldn't be there if my girlfriend hadn't let him. So he got off easy, and I just called her parents and told them to come pick up her stuff.

Now, I did catch a guy who close-fisted a gal in the face, and I spent a night at the police station for what I did to him. He was in the hospital for 2 days. 3 broken ribs, a broken jaw, and 4 missing teeth. He swallowed one of them...