I asked a cop once if he wanted to search my car... I was at homecoming in high school, got in a fight with the gf at the time... she stayed inside, I went to sleep in my car, heard a car squealing its tires, pulled my head up from the reclined chair, as I did a cop turned the corner with his search light, not thinking I layed back down, he pulled up next to me, started being a real hard ass and all, asking why i was doing drugs, blah blah blah, i said hey man, if you want to search my car, go for it, you won't find anything, hell you might even help me clean it out. Then he was like no, I don't want to, then I was like alright, then stop accusing me of stupid shit, i was sleeping, heard a noise, looked up and then you turned... it was funny, I laughed.