Hi Josh, I'm new here, my name is Ronnie and I've read your whole post and I have to let you know I'm blown away by how positive you have remained after all you've been through. With your amazing outlook on life I believe that you will come through this just fine. You are more mature than I'll probably ever be and I'm 11 years older than you. If more people had your outlook on life the world would be a much better place for us all. Everyone should be so lucky in life to know just one person like you. You and your family are in my prayers. Stay strong and positve and you'll be better in no time.
I'm believe in the power of laughter, not sure if you'll like these but here's a few jokes. I've been told the first one is just wrong, but the reaction I get when I tell it is priceless.
(1). 2 guys go out hunting for the day. When they get to their spot they both head south of the truck, except one goes SE and the other goes SW. After about an hour the guy who who went SW has to take a crap, so he looks around and sees a downed tree leaning up against a standing tree, it's like the perfect nature made toilet, so he sits down and goes about his busniess, gets to comfortable and falls asleep.
Meanwhile the guy who went SE shoots himself a buck, guts it and takes it back to the truck. After waiting about 20 minutes he wants to leave so he starts honking the horn, 45 minutes later his friend is still not back so he goes and looks for him. He finds him asleep on the log and thinks to himself I'm gonna get the mother fu**** for making me wait.
So he goes back to where he gutted his deer and picks up the gut pile, takes it over and very quietly puts it under his friends ass. He then goes back to the truck and shoots off his rifle a couple times.
About 20 minutes go by and his friend comes up to the truck and he is as white as a ghost.
So he asks him what in the hell happened to you.
His friend replies, "your not going to believe this, I was taking a crap, fell asleep and when I woke up I'd shit my guts out."
So the one who got his deer said "HOLY SHIT we'd better get you to a hospital."
His Friend replied, "no, nothing to worry about, by the grace of god and a greasy stick I got them all back in."
(2). So this rabbit and a bear are shitting in the woods. The bear looks over at the rabbit and asks, "Do you have problems with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says, "why no, I don't". So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.
Hope you liked them, God bless you and your family.