Because MK3Brent is teh fail, here's a real riddle

[Sawbladz]

PS, I'd love to see what some people have to say about the plane conveyor belt question...

Where do I find this riddle?

 

[eman2289]

If a polar bear can eat 3 penguins every hour. How many penguins would be left if you had 48 penguins and 4 polar bears in a square mile after 1 hour 15 minutes.

All of them because polar bears live in the Arctic and penguins live in the antarctic.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polar_bear
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penguin

 

[suprahero]

There goes eman throwing his edumacation back in our face...............:biglaugh:

 

[eman2289]

lol.. was i right? I is in colledge!

 

[Poodles]

yep, I always like messing with people with those jokes...

 

[mkiiSupraMan18]

A Man goes into a museum, ruins a hall full of masterpieces. The next day his picture is on the front page of the newspaper saying that he s a Hero. Why?

 

[OneJoeZee]

Because the art was ugly.

 

[mkiiSupraMan18]

^ lol, no

He also was not censoring the art.

 

[Supracentral]

A Man goes into a museum, ruins a hall full of masterpieces. The next day his picture is on the front page of the newspaper saying that he s a Hero. Why?

He's a fireman.

The damage saved the rest of the museum.

 

[suprahero]

Since you capitalized it, I'd say his last name is Hero................please dont' laugh at me.

 

[mkiiSupraMan18]

^ Well then, why dont you tell one? :icon_bigg

 

[americanjebus]

A Man goes into a museum, ruins a hall full of masterpieces. The next day his picture is on the front page of the newspaper saying that he s a Hero. Why?

He's a fireman.

The damage saved the rest of the museum.

I was going to say all the work was done by kandinsky. He'd be my hero.

lol.. was i right? I is in colledge!

and yes, thats right, its amazing how many people miss that little detail.

 

[ArthurRitus]

are u mad some one got ur riddle before anyone got brents?

 

[MassSupra89]

Damn I knew this one. Too late.

An instructor told me this one last year.

 

[eman2289]

and yes, thats right, its amazing how many people miss that little detail.[/QUOTE]

Do i sense sarcasm?

 

[MassSupra89]

Anyone good at math?


Two cars are driving directly towards eachother on a straight, clear road.

The first car is going 20mph.

The second is going 30mph.

When the two are 50 miles apart a fly on the first car starts flying straight down the road at 100mph.

It reaches the second car and immediatly reverses direction, flying back at the first car at 100mph. And so on.

When the two cars collide how far has the fly travelled?

 

[willfish]

^That's what I was fixing to say................



Seriously though, after reading the answer posted by Mike, I remembered that I knew this. I heard it earlier this year, but I forgot it until now.

did you just say fixing ?

your not from texas are you ?


Will

 

[Reign_Maker]

Alabama...

 

[GrimJack]

Anyone good at math?


Two cars are driving directly towards eachother on a straight, clear road.

The first car is going 20mph.

The second is going 30mph.

When the two are 50 miles apart a fly on the first car starts flying straight down the road at 100mph.

It reaches the second car and immediatly reverses direction, flying back at the first car at 100mph. And so on.

When the two cars collide how far has the fly travelled?

I'm going to quote CK from another thread.

Do you own homework.

 

[MassSupra89]

Hahah I looked at this one like "Are you kidding me" when I saw it.

It's not as hard as it seems.