Dude, I like want to mount them on Frickin shark heads...
Mmmmm Dr. Evil.
Seriously though, I use a laser pointer all the time in my job, but this would be A RIOT! I would be fired for sure...
Years ago, I worked for a research lab, and they used lots of lasers.. Lots of them. Some were harmless, others poked holes in 12' thick concrete blocks... Heck, I even was told stories about certain particle weapons, and the holes they poked in left over Apollo era stuff left on the moon... LOL
But the mini mag/DVD converted flashlight personal laser is a riot in the making. Here kitty kitty kitty... LOL just kidding... (I hope.)
SO anyway, one night, I'm in this lab, and there is nobody around, and they left a laser laying around... On a microflat table... full of mirrors, and stands for mirrors... so we had magnetic mounts, and dang if they did not have a virtual forrest of tall fileing cabinets all over the place there... LOL We had this beam of light out the door, down the hall and around the building a few times, and then someone got this funny idea to hit the highway with the light...
Took about 10min, and then CHP pulled up and wanted to know what was going on...? Oh shit moment for sure. We had allready pulled the plug on the deal, and nothing more came of it, but dang I could have been fired for that... no more dumping the trash.. I was a janitor.. LOL
Totally harmless laser we used too. (It would not even burn a hole in paper, but it was very bright, and very persistant... LOL)
Oh, the particle stuff was over at TRW, so not my trash can...