2JZ cressida vs mustang on pinks

03bamaGT

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It would be cool to have like a Turbo Cobra vs. Like MKIV or something and race for money or another car. I know neither will put their car on the line.

That would be a fast race...
 

SupraMario

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03bamaGT;1192704 said:
I have yet to see a Fox Body on that show worthy of being a "Pro Build"...they all are stupid. They use stock POS blocks and most of the time get el cheapo heads. They throw the biggest cam in there because they "think" the bigger the better.

Here is the dialogue that goes down at the build "shop"(garage!)

Billy Joe-"Hey Joe Bob"
Joe Bob-"Yea Billy?"
Billy Joe-"You wanna get on that there show Pinks?"
Joe Bob-"Yea bud...what we gotta do?"
Billy Joe-"Well I got that 1991 Fox over yonder, I think I have some old heads from ElCheapo.com, and a crazy cool cam."
Joe Bob-"Sounds really easy...what about the NOZZZ?"
Billy Joe-"Oh yea...I almost fergot about that. Buddy of mommas has an awesome 300 shot we could use. I think she'll hold that."
Joe Bob-"Yea man...those engines are rated for 1000hp STOCK."

And when their car blows up at the track...

Billy Joe-"Well Rich...we built it overnight. We thought she would hold, must have been our custom built intake that was built at our "race shop."
Rich-"It is cool guys...you tried your best...my show Pinks that I created and is very very awesome is the hardest things on cars and tests their limits. I really thought you had a chance. I love myself and get a workout dropping my arms all day. Check out my muscles."

IDIOTS!

I do love how billy Joe has gone from redneck to civilized English speaking man...LOL