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Our skunk cleaner shrimp hitching a ride on my hand while SupraCentral and I were doing a water change the other night. Also, my dog sleeps in funny positions:

I like sushi.

I was just curious and nit-picking your habits and what you typed. ;P

So, uh... why'd ya post this twice?

What if it's a $38 dollar tab? Are you just going to leave $40?

No it's not. The waitstaff will just think you forgot. Making the effort to leave 50 cents makes it obvious that you DID NOT forget.

I agree. If the service SUX0RZ TEH B1G 0N3!!1!1!``1!!1!, then they'll be lucky if they get 5-10%. I've waited tables before, so I can sympathise with the waitstaff, yet I can be just as critical if I know the place ain't slow, and I've been waiting forever for a refill.

Minimum wage in GA is $5.25 or something like that... but if you're working a tipped job like waitressing, bartending, etc, then the minimum wage for that can be as low as half that, as long as you can make up in tips to equal the regular minimum wage.

Actually, tips made on credit cards (and any cash that can be proved), are taxed under gift tax (which is about 38-44%). And usually, Lanky, waiting tables is a great job for college students especially, as most restaurants are very flexible in their scheduling.

I kind of like Martha Stewart. She has chinchillas, too. :) And Friesians, the bitch.

Woo hoo! Found the post. So you had ONE bad experience with ONE waitress, and it's affected you so badly that now all waitstaff for the rest of your natural dining-out life must pay for it? We've ALL had crappy waiters/waitresses, and those are the ones that get a dollar on a thirty...

How did I miss drunk_medic's post on this? Argh. Though I wish the restaurant industry worked like it did over in Europe - they actually have REAL wages and whatnot, it doesn't. Until then, suck it up and leave real tips or stay the fuck at home and eat ramen, you fuck head. Or if...

At least he thinks he is. I think he's an asshole. :P

A chode is a dick that's as wide as it is long. The spot between your balls/vagina and ass is the taint, perenium, or gooch.

Nice to know that being beautiful is a one-way ticket to forgiveness for being irritating to the core.

S'aiight. :) Just saw the color combination and went: !!! :D

It was in reference to the blue silver/white combination. :)

I noticed that, too. I'm wondering if his name relates directly to all his goings-on. Makes me wonder how he has a job.

It's a Jewish Christmas tree!! :D :D :D :D

It's in the off-topic forum, sparky.