Ok, so a few Popsicle-grade jokes for ya:
What does an upside down cow say?
-WWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
What do the Ninja Turtles call a herd of cattle?
-Cowabundance. Yeah, it's dumb.
How do dolphins party?
-Hookers and blow fish, of course!
Yeah, they're dumb, I probably forget as many of...