Ya know its a PuertoRican SUPRA when...

[estrellainc]

ROFLMAO!
I searched the net and found some funny stuff.

With all the maniacs here, this one should be great!
I hope this one burns up the forum with a thousand posts!

Im a PuertoRican. And you should know about the pride. (Its a PR thang)

(here goes)
You know its a PuertoRican Supra when......

when it has huge graphics and a flag on back that reads-

PUERTORICAN POWER

let em rip!

 

[Satan]

... you know what a chancleta is and how your mom would use it without hesitation!

... have the flag on your rear view mirror and swear you're Boricua, but you ain't ever been there.

... you used to watch CHiPs and think Eric Estrada was representin'.

 

[supradan22]

Ya know its a PuertoRican SUPRA when ya see the car hoppin arround cause the springs are chopped.

 

[estrellainc]

ok- (my neighbor heard me laughin)

... when ya supra has 15 horns and ya work on em every weekend.

... when you say "Ay, bendito !!" or "Ave Maria!"

... everything good is "chévere"

... when ya ask abuela for rebuild money, and she hands ya FOODSTAMPS

 

[Satan]

...you know what real sofrito tastes like!

...you know all the novelas.

...you know that just about all PR women act like Rosie Perez (foul mouth and attitudes)...won't bring none home for mom to meet. I have an older sister, I can say it!

...buy an old Impala, thinking someone will actually pay more for it after you put rims on ('cause it's a classic).

...think that someone's actually gonna refund you some money, 'cause of some overpayment of milk.

... believe in the Chupacabra.

...scared of el coocoo (we dunno how to even spell it ;-)

...when you think every white girl wants you, and believe that some may even wanna be your sugarmomma (and that you got it made).

... you think you're better than the Cubans ;-)

...when you have new furniture in your living room (that costs less than your hooptie-ride), but ain't allowed to use it. Only for company, but the only company you ever get is someone trying to sell religious velvet paintings.

...you want your own room (and sometimes bed;-)

...when you think you look good wearing nice disco pants, with Chinese shoes and a wife-beater.

...when you got jewelry, but can't afford a car (or cable).

 

[CTsupra]

...when you open the armrest and the first thing you see is some adobo.

 

[estrellainc]

... when you ask for "un bollo de pan" at the cuban bakery. (plz dont try this)

... when your SM mods list reads "bompels," "mofle,", "estaltel", "tapabocinas","espoilers" y "tinteglas"

 

[ross1]

when you ask for "un bollo de pan" at the cuban bakery

pardon the ignorance but whats wrong with asking for a roll of bread?

sorry
ross

 

[Satan]

bollo means PU$$y to some ppl.... You wouldn't be aksin' for that at the bakery ;-)

I shoulda thought of that one...

Un bollo de pan, y media-libra de jamon.... MMMMm-mmm

 

[Satan]

...when you can get on da floor and bust some salsa-merengue moves w/your girl, while everyone else is kinda "trying."

...when you know what a coqui is.. (the drink too ;-)

...when you're in Texas, speaking Spanish, and even the Mexicans ask "where the hell U from?"

...when everybody in your neighborhood's named Papo.

...when you watch John Leguizamo and can laugh at everything he says.

...when you can eat mom's rice & beans ANY time of the day!

 

[Joel W.]

Nice race bashing thread you got here...Can you do Canadians next?

 

[estrellainc]

Nice race bashing thread you got here...Can you do Canadians next?

Before this thread goes way down-far south

My apologies.
It is an understatement when I say PuertoRicans are frequently misunderstood.
Another understatement is that Canadians make awesome lifelong friends.

and-no- were not bashing.

I would be worthless as a person if all I did was race-bash all day long.
I take race bashing VERY seriously.

None the less, I consider myself lucky.
Having worked in emergency services, I realized that ALL people are important, and YOU are TOO! Never once did I ask if the person in trouble was el presidente.

I didn't care what age, race, culture, color, sexual orientation, or creed you were, all I cared about was saving that life.

Next note: I have traveled to EVERY STATE (except Alaska & Hawaii). I was fortunate to mix with many people, MANY differences- Especially in New York & MIAMI!

Let me tell ya there are some beautiful people some of us are missin out on.

Not being sarcastic, being a Puertorican is many things.
Like these threads, some of those things are really funny.

Its ok to laugh at these posts, they are not insults, just one many of the quirks of a beautiful, rich, and vibrant culture.

...and i still think that chupacabras are real.

In the words of Rodney King, Cant we all just get along?

Please, enjoy this thread.

 

[estrellainc]

btw joel,
I LOVE your supra. its alot like the way i want mine to look like

 

[Joel W.]

Thanks, It's just like Duane's without the carbon fiber and massive hp, Except mine has skinny tires and crappy wheels and no body kit or suspension mods..

But about your other post, Anytime you single out a particular race and make fun of it, someone is going to take offence to it imo.

 

[estrellainc]

But about your other post, Anytime you single out a particular race and make fun of it, someone is going to take offence to it imo.

its true joel, people's perception can be real strange on the internet.

i hope this thread doesnt loose its innocense, i was really cracking up!

 

[Satan]

Okay... for the persons bringing up racism... It exists, but not in this thread.... Matter of fact, I misread the whole thing, thinking it was "you know you are Puerto-Rican when..."

1st... Being Puerto Rican, is an "ethnic" thing. Hispanic, maybe. Black, maybe. Anglo-white like me, maybe... race it is not. Really, I am the whitest one in my family (tho I do tan easy).

Every ethnic group or culture has "quirks" about them that, SUPRISE, makes us different. And all those groups have what we used to call the 10%ers... pronounced tenpercenters.

anyways... race, religion, age, etc... all kinds of discrimination out there, but that's not what's being talked about here.... Just having fun with the wierdness and wonderfulness of our heritage.

Matter of fact... I know alot of Puerto Rican jokes that are more along "racist" lines... funny too! But I won't go that far

 

[estrellainc]

yup


ARROZ CON POLLO
and COQUITO for everyone

 

[Joel W.]

Seems to be just me here bringing it up. I am not taking offence to it, just pointing out that someone here may..

It's good to know you have your limitations..

 

[Allan_MA70]

Try signing up as Jesus and see how many friends you make

 

[estrellainc]

... when you know what is "un echon"
... when you tell a jerk to fly a "chiringa"
... when you get "una pela con una vara de guayabo o de gandules"
... you learn quick to watchout for words like "sajori"
.. when you talk as much spanglish i do


i guess its a good time to /thread

thank yall. this was a experience