wtf? but... i don't get it...

Dirgle

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MDCmotorsports said:
When a car is in a heavy push you...

A.) Slam the gas and continue to head towards the tree

B.) Ease off the gas, let the front end regain grip, and continue

C.) Grow some serious instant balls and go into an instant drift and pray for the best
I'll take "C" for the win please. By the way, where do you find this "Instant Balls”? Is it down somewhere by the Instant Oatmeal? And does it come in various flavors, like Brass, Steel, Uranium, and for the life or death situation, Unobtanium?
 

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dirgle said:
I'll take "C" for the win please. By the way, where do you find this "Instant Balls”? Is it down somewhere by the Instant Oatmeal? And does it come in various flavors, like Brass, Steel, Uranium, and for the life or death situation, Unobtanium?


Instant balls recipie:

1 cup of brains (out of the skull or lack there of)
2 cups of @$$ hole pucker factor
4 lbs of "OH SH!T"

Stir
 

supra90turbo

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Then just carry the jar of unmixed contents upstairs, then try to navigate down the stairs. You're bound to stumble and fall, and that will mix them together by the time you hit the bottom.
 

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Just some background info that I picked up from a forum trolling friend:

It wasn't autocross, it was a drifting competition that they somehow managed to organize in a parking lot. Well, as we can see Darwin wins again. I personally blame 3f3f even though it isn't out yet. Just the hype has got the ricers out there doing stupid things.
 
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lanky189

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if it was a drift competition...can someone explain the Sentra that was on the course at the same time?
 

Dirgle

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Don't you know Yo! JDM FWD is better than JDM RWD for da drift Yo!

Howz else is the Honduh crowd going to show you there mad tyte skillz Yo!

Don't worry you'll be schooled all'bout that when 3F3F comes out Yo!

Poser Mobile says you out of pre-paid minutes, son.
 

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Funny video, but it made my bowser freak out. It opened like 35 windows all pointing to google or that video. Weird.