why your car is better than a woman....

Skam9685

1992 Honda Prelude SI
Jun 22, 2007
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Well I was chatting with someone and I listed some reasons why my car is better than a woman. Now i wanna know what yall reasons are (if you have one). I think it'll be fun and interesting.

1.)It doesnt complain when u speed.
2.)It doesnt tell you to ask for directions, it just goes wherever u want it to go (lost or not)
3.It doesnt complain when ur done within a matter of seconds.
4.It doesnt get jealous when u look at another car.
5.)I can touch another car without it being considered cheating.
6.)My car will always be there no matter how broke I am.
7.)If my car doesnt look good i can always fix it :biglaugh:

There ya go i started it. Now its time for your reasons.
 

Ckanderson

Supramania Contributor
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I can buy them, and it's mine forever.



FOREVER.





Untill i want to trade it in for a faster or better looking one.
 

girliesupra

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Jul 27, 2006
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1.)It doesnt complain when u speed.
2.)It doesnt tell you to ask for directions, it just goes wherever u want it to go (lost or not)
3.It doesnt complain when ur done within a matter of seconds.
4.It doesnt get jealous when u look at another car.
5.)I can touch another car without it being considered cheating.
6.)My car will always be there no matter how broke I am.
7.)If my car doesnt look good i can always fix it

1. I love it when he drives fast
2. He doesnt have to be told directions, he's a smart man and uses gps-besides if we get lost its just more time we can spend driving and enjoying the car!
3. Quick can be fun
4. I point them out for him to look at
5. No comment lol
6. Been poor, been well off and always with the same person
7. With enough money if I dont look good he can have me fixed too ;)

Lol- I dont post often, but I dont think a car can be better than all women, especially not those who loves Supras too!
 

tte

Breaking In - in progress
Mar 30, 2005
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I'm sure there are many reasons why a car is better than a woman.

But let me ask you this...If a gorgeous woman with a amazing body stripped in front of you and gave you the "Go Ahead" (The "Fuck my brains out" line)
would you :

1/. Jump on her and do the dirty deed
or
2/. Turn her down and hump your car instead

Also a car doesnt have tits and ass...things that you could grab, squeeze and enjoy...

cheers,
Roy
 

OneJoeZee

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Mar 30, 2005
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tte said:
I'm sure there are many reasons why a car is better than a woman.

But let me ask you this...If a gorgeous woman with a amazing body stripped in front of you and gave you the "Go Ahead" (The "Fuck my brains out" line)
would you :

1/. Jump on her and do the dirty deed
or
2/. Turn her down and hump your car instead

Also a car doesnt have tits and ass...things that you could grab, squeeze and enjoy...

cheers,
Roy

Maybe the thread starter is gay. His user text does say suprasexual.

Just a thought. :dunno:
 

tte

Breaking In - in progress
Mar 30, 2005
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OneJoeZee said:
Maybe the thread starter is gay. His user text does say suprasexual.

Just a thought. :dunno:


Or is he like that mechanic who gets turned on by cars and claims to have had sex with 100's of cars?

Cheers,
Roy
 

Skam9685

1992 Honda Prelude SI
Jun 22, 2007
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women just complain WAYYYYYYYY too much....there is no end to it....but i do love to fu** a fine a** chick and do all that fun stuff....its just sometimes my car seems better lol.....too much nagging and you just dont ever seem to please them and my girl made the signature....she kept nagging me to put it up