why cant i find a normal chick?

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The below is only to be read in as serious a tone as this thread was made.

















I think everytime CK makes a thread about chicks I get disgusted.


And CK, yeah, you are looking for a slut, not a girl. Plus I don't think you can "seriously" date for three months if all you want out of it is a piece of ass.


Go buy a blow up doll, perv.
 

Ckanderson

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^blah... guys 3 months is a decent amount fo time.. lots of my previous girlfriends have begged ME for sex before that.. 3 months is my "rule" before ill have sex with a chick.. many of my friends have sex with thier girls within 2 weeks..

I have told girls no!


im not a perv...... well not a total prev :naughty:
 

SupraDerk

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Haha...I don't think you're a perv. Everyone has their weird dating rules...the 3 month thing would seem to be one of yours. So rock on! :arcadefre
 

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Dude, you have a brand new Cobra mustang. You should be having to beat chicks out of that car. Do you bathe regularly?...................;)


Maybe if you don't have sex in the first three months, they think you're a prude. Word might have gotten around that you won't give it up............:biglaugh:

I'm just teasing. I wish you all the best. I haven't dated in seventeen years so I really can't offer you any sensible advise. We were driving horse and buggies when I was dating last. The only good news is, Ian is older than I am...............lol
 

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guys seeing as i know none of you and am not likely to ever meet any o fyou. I have an issue with a good friend's (a girl) younger sister. she keeps sayin shit like we should get married and stuff. she is like 18 or 19 and im 25.

i work for a small building company and im currently working at the house right next door to where that family live.

the girl in question was shoutin my name through the walls then txt'n me askin if i heard her. i was txt'n her back sayin yer wif lots of xxxxxxx man i think im fooked llol

thing is i feel weird coz ive known her older sis for like at least 10 years maybe more and i know her parents and all that.

and i kinda accidentally got off with her last new year in a bar when we were both drunk and i only recently was told by her older sis (my friend) that she knew about it.

now i dunno if i like her as a friend (coz she is) or like her in a diferent way.

a month back she gave me a little star (one of them things that kids have wot you stick on paper and shit) anyway its been stuck on my bedroom door next to the badge of my first car.

man im confused lol
 

suprahero

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Dude, you're gonna have to start your own thread. We can't solve but one woman crisis at a time. CK is first then we'll help you out.............lol
 

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3 months? Try 23 years, pal. Have some self restraint or take care of cleaning the pipes on your own. I don't want to sound like an elitist, but most guys are pathetic, and there are many times I am ashamed of the examples I see of my own gender.
What ever happened to dating, courtship and marriage? The grass is always greener on the other side. Find a good girl [probably like the one you are with], be patient and reap the rewards when she's ready to unleash them on you. Don't be controlled by her [IE: pussy-whupped], but definitely know that sometimes you have to work for it a little.
 

supra90turbo

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My friend was sick of waiting for this girl he was seeing to want it... so he really did whip it out and slap her in the face.... guess what, she loved it.

she's really fucked though.. i thought it was hilarious.

"dude, i did exactly that, i pulled it out and smacked her with it, and then she grabbed it and started playing with it."

i lol'd....
 

SupraDerk

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Drunk Medic said:
3 months? Try 23 years, pal. Have some self restraint or take care of cleaning the pipes on your own. I don't want to sound like an elitist, but most guys are pathetic, and there are many times I am ashamed of the examples I see of my own gender.

I'm going 22 years strong here. I've had opportunities but I'd rather wait for a chick I really care about. But it doesn't make us any better than someone who wants to bone as soon as possible. I don't think it's pathetic either seeing as why that's pretty much the reason we live for...to screw and procreate. But I use my friends as my reason to keep waiting, haha. In high school we all made a pact to wait til we found someone worth losing it to, there were 4 of us and the 3 of them broke. As soon as we got to college.

The first screwed 2 random girls (not at the same time) and like had a nervous breakdown because he really wanted to wait but didn't, I don't know, it was really weird. The second got drunk and screwed a manish chubby chick, lol, he had a breakdown too. Then the third screwed a girl he'd been dating for like a week and cried all the next day (big pussy...I know). So I'm thinking ...fuck that... I'll wait.

But it takes all kinds of people to make the world go round :arcadefre


Supra09turbo said:
My friend was sick of waiting for this girl he was seeing to want it... so he really did whip it out and slap her in the face.... guess what, she loved it.

she's really fucked though.. i thought it was hilarious.

"dude, i did exactly that, i pulled it out and smacked her with it, and then she grabbed it and started playing with it."

i lol'd....

ROFL!!!
 

Shytheed Dumas

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I'm going to step up and agree with Derk and Drunk, here. Whatever happened to dating, courtship and marriage Drunk asks? Believe it or not, it does still exist when people give it a chance. I'm sure somebody will call b.s. on me, but that's exactly what my wife and I did 8 years ago. I just got tired of playing the games, getting nowhere in relationships, and like you said CK - who wants to gamble on an STD? Consider the statistics - 50% of marriages fail and more of those that do fail began with sex way too early, and living together often factors in. Who wants a divorce? It just seemed like making a change and playing the odds in my favor made sense on something this serious (or something that could become this serious).

So the next question somebody will ask is was it worth it? Damn right - 7 1/2 years and going stronger than a lot of marriages/relationships I see. We got the basics figured out early, worked on them first, and it works. Wasn't it hard? Yeah, I got used to the color blue, but what really good thing have you ever achieved without sacrifice? And believe me, a year's worth of tension letting loose is something worth experiencing.

It wasn't about being prudish or pretending to be better than anybody else for either of us. What it was about was realizing what a special person I had found, proving to each other and ourselves that we would make a major sacrifice for each other, giving our relationship every possible advantage in case we got married and along with that, we wanted to know that if we had kids that they would have the best chances to be lucky enough to grow up in an intact family. It all boils down to what you really want and what you're willing to work on and/or sacrifice in order to get it.

So what’s the point of this post? I think giving up the freedom of being a man-ho can give you the best chance of freedom from unhappiness in relationships. Sounds like your not normal girl just might have figured that out for herself, too, so my advice? Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth if you like everything else about her. Besides, sometimes not normal is better - afterall, in terms of income, $250K per year isn't normal, but has some definite up sides!

As for Derk & Drunk - you guys are doing it right. Wanting better for yourself from the beginning beats the hell out of having to figure it all out from mistakes and having to try and make things right. :bigthumb:
 
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supra90turbo said:
My friend was sick of waiting for this girl he was seeing to want it... so he really did whip it out and slap her in the face.... guess what, she loved it.

she's really fucked though.. i thought it was hilarious.

"dude, i did exactly that, i pulled it out and smacked her with it, and then she grabbed it and started playing with it."

i lol'd....



:rofl:
 

JustAnotherVictim

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supra90turbo said:
My friend was sick of waiting for this girl he was seeing to want it... so he really did whip it out and slap her in the face.... guess what, she loved it.

she's really fucked though.. i thought it was hilarious.

"dude, i did exactly that, i pulled it out and smacked her with it, and then she grabbed it and started playing with it."

i lol'd....
If only it was that simple all the time, lol.