Who's drunk right now!?

Doward

Banned
Jan 11, 2006
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I'm good and buzzed - pissed off a cop by making him work (traffic was backed up hideously in front of my house, so I started directing people around)

Did that for a good 10-15 minutes, when the cop comes huff puffing up, bitching and moaning, but started directing traffic right where I was - and hey, traffic no longer backed up ;)

Engineers tend to be smarter than cops lol
 

Tanya

Supramania Contributor
Aug 15, 2005
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Doward;1358097 said:
I'm good and buzzed l


fuck you guys for being 5 hours away... I'd rather spent that time driving earlier and hanging with yas....


::wishing she was drunk::
 

SupraMario

I think it was the google
Mar 30, 2005
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The Farm
OOOOOO there once wassss a mannn from around heeerrrreeeee and he drank himself until he could no longer....walk in a straight line....LOLwerwopf,mwdpofsmdfn yeEAAAAAAAAAAAAaa
 

DsBetterHalf

The Pretty Doward
Jan 25, 2008
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Working on it :D Captain and Coke, as usual

And had to quote John:

Me - "Birth control. Birth control pill on time equals good thing."
Doward - "But two women can't get pregnant!"
 

trucker

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Feb 18, 2006
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i'm bad, i'm nationwide
i am! celebrting the fourth on the sixth, cause the evil bitch had my daughter for the weekend.. that says a lot for how my custody battle is goin though, she gets my daughter on 1 st 3 rd and 5th weekends, not the other way around....its lookinf good


screwdrivers staretd it, jager bombs finished it

sorry mike, haven't tried the ketel one yet, it was skyy yet again.. next bottle will be k1, i promise! after all, ther comercials say its all manly to drink