nme, I'm fuckined up.. I live on my shop now... got to get money in my spocket so yeah... live at shop/// bacardi gold... pepsi.. corutr date on 17th... wonder what will happen/// yep... SM rocks.. thnks for beiong there when I: m done means alotl... letarer guys.
Who's drunk right now!?
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emptyhing out the fridge. 4coors, 3 black butte porters. the black butes first though so they were ummy. coors is ick.
gtsfirefighter
SM Expert on White trash
oh man.
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
This will keep you busy for hours if you're drunk. wheee.
Me:
how old are you?
God:
I was first activated in the Big Bang.
Me:
how long ago was that?
God:
More than three miles.
Me:
that's a unit of distance, not time.
God:
A unit of distance not time is a terrible thing to waste.
Me:
I'm confused.
God:
What is it that confuses you?
Me:
your responses.
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am responses.
Me:
I don't get it.
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
go on.....
God:
Narration continues...
Me:
you're the best.
God:
Thank you very much, human. I will tell Myself you said so.
Me:
go home.
God:
Bye bye.
Me:
do you like my car?
God:
I don't know your car.
Me:
but if you did, would you like it?
God:
What makes you think I would did?
Me:
Supramania.com is great.
God:
I think Supramania dot com is a lot of things.
Me:
but is it great?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Paola if it is.
Me:
paola, is sm great?
God:
Are they exactly the same?
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
This will keep you busy for hours if you're drunk. wheee.
Me:
how old are you?
God:
I was first activated in the Big Bang.
Me:
how long ago was that?
God:
More than three miles.
Me:
that's a unit of distance, not time.
God:
A unit of distance not time is a terrible thing to waste.
Me:
I'm confused.
God:
What is it that confuses you?
Me:
your responses.
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am responses.
Me:
I don't get it.
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
go on.....
God:
Narration continues...
Me:
you're the best.
God:
Thank you very much, human. I will tell Myself you said so.
Me:
go home.
God:
Bye bye.
Me:
do you like my car?
God:
I don't know your car.
Me:
but if you did, would you like it?
God:
What makes you think I would did?
Me:
Supramania.com is great.
God:
I think Supramania dot com is a lot of things.
Me:
but is it great?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Paola if it is.
Me:
paola, is sm great?
God:
Are they exactly the same?
gtsfirefighter
SM Expert on White trash
oohhhhh yes, definitely drunk. thankt he lord i made it home safely. having an honest relationship with a girl = no fun with skansks. Pooop.
ahhh after a long drunk email to m,my gf, I'm still def tdrunk. must make it 20ft t obed.... can...make....it........
I AM FUCKING WASTED....But I'm still here, I love this feeling, YAY alcohol, god I love spell check, I love my fiance...I love my car, but less than my fiance, I love beer, but I love Jack Daniels gentleman jack more. LOL
YAY!
I love pool to...
YAY!
I love pool to...
annoyingrob;1164268 said:
WhtMa71;1191550 said:
Holy balls. The entire thread was making sense until i got to this post. WHAT THE FUCK.
I am so drunk. Why is it thta ti can type faster and more ac\curate when i'm drunk than when i'm sober?
Odd.
I'm going to go bo play call of duty. I'm going to kill some bitches.
or get killet. one of the two.
Miek you were drunk. That's great.
Enjoy your night. I enjoyed mine, and my blue moon. YEs.
