What's the dumbest idea you've ever heard?

[GrimJack]

A recent conversation, that shall remain anonymous, spawned this idea... post the dumbest - or several dumbest, if you've got 'em. I'll start:

- Buying a web cam for your 12yo daughter
- Buying a sports car for your 15yo son
- Putting off the 'birds and the bees' conversation with your kids until their mid teens

 

[IJ.]

Eating Mango

 

[Nghty89]

Trying to give up on Supras.

 

[7Matt-GE]

making fun of cops that were sitting around a doughnut stand hahahaha.

 

[shaeff]

Whacking off into a lock, that you have to open next. You poor fuck.

Using bologna as a Frisbee. Indoors.

Tackling a huge snapping turtle, naked.

Forcing a big, could-be awesome fart out, only to realize you just shat your pants.

Sticking your hand in your pants to realize that you shit yourself.

Smelling your hand afterward.

You sick fuck, stop reading!

 

[IJ.]

Making Shaeff a SuperMod

(you're the Mayor of Wrongtown at times Chris )

 

[Supracentral]

 

[A. Jay]

[thumb]http://radioactiveliberty.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/obama_for_president_550.jpg[/thumb]

/thread, I almost spit out my drink.

- unpackaging products for the first time long after any warranty/return policy ended. I'm talking about my new pc that I just built. I'm actually on it right now, bought the parts December 08, and I'm quite [strike]happy[/strike]lucky that it all work[strike]ed[/strike]s.

 

[SupraMario]

Someone trying to tell me that the force of water through the bottom of a fish tank could push water to the top of it....AKA a gravity pump....without a sump pump... and telling me how it would work and that it isn't perpetual motion...


Yes...they are still out there.

 

[SupraSean]

"Just drop the pan and replace the bearings one by one"

"Doing 90 in a taurus loaded with two 4g63t long blocks in the trunk/backseat, in a snowstorm, with a completely fogged up window blasting van halen all the way"

 

[Quin]

Whatsamatter Grim, don't want your daughter to be popular? =P

I'm gonna have to agree with Mike, I laughed so hard I almost swallowed my dip.

 

[GrimJack]

Whatsamatter Grim, don't want your daughter to be popular? =P

I'm gonna have to agree with Mike, I laughed so hard I almost swallowed my dip.

I don't have any daughters - well, not that I know about, anyway. 2 sons, though... at least that means I only have to worry about 2 dicks instead of thousands.

 

[Poodles]

I don't have any daughters - well, not that I know about, anyway. 2 sons, though... at least that means I only have to worry about 2 dicks instead of thousands.

I could soooooo run with this, but I think I'll leave that to shaeff :rofl:

 

[Jeff Lange]

making fun of cops that were sitting around a doughnut stand hahahaha.

Calling a Park Ranger "Toy Police" as he drives by with his window open... that was a smart idea.

I don't regret it, however I both rue and lament it.

Jeff

 

[MK3pizzadriver]

Laissez-faire

 

[Flateric]

Not my idea but one of the worst I have ever personally witnessed.....

Went camping, lots of drinking going on and one friend in particular shouldn't drink period because he's dumb enough to being with.

Well about halfway through the night we start running out of wood. I simply state "No wood no good and go get into my tent with my girl to "warm up" some.

After a bit I go back out for a beer and a piss and there he is with this great plan to stay warm.......Which to my horror he is trying to make happen. His big plan was to light the roots of this giant tree on fire, he reasoned to me that it was a good idea because then as the roots burned.........the tree itself would then catch on fire and the fire would continue to feed itself!

So I'm angry and yell at him "Ya, you fucking idiot, thats also commonly called a fucking *FOREST FIRE"!

Such a dumbass.

What the most common last words spoken before a college kid dies in an "unfortunate" accident?

**** "Here, HOLD MY DRINK AND WATCH THIS! IT'S GONNA BE AWSOME!"

 

[OfnaRcR4]

Calling a Park Ranger "Toy Police" as he drives by with his window open... that was a smart idea.

I don't regret it, however I both rue and lament it.

Jeff

Futurama..

 

[Jeff Lange]

Futurama..

Correct. You win a cookie.

Jeff

 

[Poodles]

Laissez-faire

:3d_frown:

 

[bmoss85]

A guy at my work was showing his 5 and 3yr old children how to make a flame thrower with a super soaker.