Cripes guys, you're making mountains out of molehills here. I can pull the starter by myself in 15 minutes, it's less than half that with a buddy.
I feed extensions in from the front of the engine, below the alternator and above the AC compressor until I can slide the socket onto the bolt. Slide under the car and wedge a closed end wrench on the back side, then pull the bolt from the ratchet on the front of the engine.
The rest of the connections come off even easier.
I'm with williamb82, we need to video this one day, this question comes up WAY too often.