What have you done under the Influence of anything.Pic's and Cliff notes. *WARNING*

[Superjustin13]

yeah, Hope these turn out ok.

and Cliff notes.

i stayed up all night, Whacking off, for 8 hours my balls hurt, and I havent slept, because i whacked off for to goddamn long. (if you're an Idiot, this is suppose to be a joke aka cliff notes on the title of the thread)

alot of my toungue and Cheek got Aten (by yours Truely) <-- what the threads about!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And it wasnt alcohol, im not saying what it was, but yeah.

Alright pictures of my toungue but shitty of my cheek, but you guys get the Idea, its X10 worse then the pictures. cant get good pic's but eh

 

[Clueless]

yeah, Hope these turn out ok.

and Cliff notes.

i stayed up all night, Whacking off, for 8 hours my balls hurt, and I havent slept, because i whacked off for to goddamn long.

alot of my toungue and Cheek got Aten...

And it wasnt alcohol, im not saying what it was, but yeah.

Alright pictures of my toungue but shitty of my cheek, but you guys get the Idea, its X10 worse then the pictures. cant get good pic's but eh

what the hell? you know an erection for more then 4 hours is bad for you, right?

 

[Superjustin13]

what the hell? you know an erection for more then 4 hours is bad for you, right?

you're Jealous.

 

[Clueless]

you're Jealous.

Umm....right. :3d_frown:

 

[mkIIIman089]

Welp... you've lost every ounce of respect you ever had. Conrats!

 

[Tanya]

what the hell? you know an erection for more then 4 hours is bad for you, right?

Thanks for quoting the pics :icon_conf


Justin, WTF man... you have issues.

 

[iHartSupra]

No more roller skates for you...lol...

 

[MassSupra89]

Justin, WTF man... you have issues.

x2

 

[Ckanderson]

lol............... WHAT?

 

[MKIII VIXEN]

And you shared this why? :aigo:

 

[Superjustin13]

And you shared this why? :aigo:

Idk, Boredom and i wasnt sober when i did any of that. i posted this because, i was curious the most fucked up thing's People have done Under the Influence like the title says.

and their is a WARNING on my title

 

[Clueless]

Idk, Boredom and i wasnt sober when i did any of that. i posted this because, i was curious the most fucked up thing's People have done Under the Influence like the title says.

and their is a WARNING on my title

what's fucked up that you masturbated for 8 hours AND you told everybody...now everybody is really gonna think you don't have a life.

 

[Superjustin13]

what's fucked up that you masturbated for 8 hours AND you told everybody...now everybody is really gonna think you don't have a life.

Im trying to beat the world Record, im almost at the tip of the iceberg, im FTMFW

and just cuz I posted it, dosent mean i really did it. Find one off-Topic THREAD i posted that was about a Serious Event.

Should i make a new thread that Says i had sex with a horse for 14 hours and did a 500 man BUkkake, I'll say Anything on here in off-Topic, its not a huge Deal to me.

I dont think masterbaiting for 8 hours is even Possible, Considering your sack fall off when you're taking a shit

i put the jerking off for 8 hours on here for a joke (AKA TEH CLIFF NOTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!) , The Real Thread was i ate Half my Tongue and its fucking gay, I can hardly even Drink because i practically snacked on my tongue and Cheek.

so, YOU need to Chill the fuck out

 

[trucker]

8 fucking hours?

i have had actual relationships with real actual women that i didn't put that much effort into

i thought the whole point of jerking off is to avoid a long hastle just grip, it rip it, and go watch tv

was that sig worthy?


edit after a re-reah.....oh

 

[Ckanderson]

I'll bite.

I was in chico at a friends house for the weekend. I was standing right next to the hinges of the door, and he shut his door. My jeans became caught in the hinge of the door. I pounded on his door for him to open it, but the didnt. i then knocked with my fist harder then i should. My fist went into the door.

He then opened the door, and saw the dent and said

"well if it's fucked up, lets finish it off."

We did flying Chuck Noris kicks into it and ended up with a huge hole, as you see in the photo. I finished it off with this leap. The door CAVED.

Under the influence of alcohol. Thats it. At 3 PM

 

[supraman7mgte]

BRUSH YO TEETH!! lol
feel sorry for the cameraman!

 

[BJ91T]

Where do I send my official "I want my damn click back" Forms??











j/p

 

[Syris]

I'll bite.

I was in chico at a friends house for the weekend. I was standing right next to the hinges of the door, and he shut his door. My jeans became caught in the hinge of the door. I pounded on his door for him to open it, but the didnt. i then knocked with my fist harder then i should. My fist went into the door.

LMAO at 3:48 am in the morning im busting up laughin about this while my 2 roommates are sleepin. Aside from I have to get up at 7 to goto class

 

[phoenix6]

Next time you try xtc, get a pacifier, this wont happen.

 

[foreverpsycotic]

^^was just going to say that, it also takes care of the grinding from what i have heard (never taken x)

and to be useful in this thread, got wasted and hooked up with 3 different girls the same night, 2 in the same hot-tub and one in a sauna. they all knew about it and were cool with it.