Ok, I got a story for you guys
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Me and a couple of my buddys got shit faced last night. We all decided to go out and get another tatoo. We got there, they each picked out their tatoos and got them while I was left to wait. When my turn was up I told the artist that I wanted a rabbit tatoo, he said, "ok, where at?" I told him to put it on my ass cheek
. Ne ways, after my drunk ass was done getting the tatoo we all decided to go to my place and keep on drinking. We got there and my GF was in my room playing on the comp. I went in there and broke the news to her (I was already sobered up by the time we got home). Since I already have a few tatoos it didn't come to her as a surprise that I got one more. She said, "ok, what did you get?". I told her, she got this puzzled look on her face because she knows I'd never get something as stupid and girly as a rabbit tatooed on me. She leans in an smells my breath and says, "you've been drinking, haven't you?" I said yeah, she then asked where I got it, so I broke the news to her. She just shook her head sadly and said, "well, let's go ahead and see this fuck up that you've done". So I proceed to unbutton my pants and show her. Once I got them off she bent down and looked and said, "I don't see it" I told her to check the other cheek as I couldn't really remember which one it was on (still numb from the booz). So she looks at the other one and says, "Chris, I still don't see it". I said, "huh, he must have ran up the hole."
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