I hate it when people are too damn cheap,
It makes me want to vomit up a giant heap,
All the while, I dream of my well-maintained vehicles in my sleep,
Many of which, I have every intention to keep.
They run so well, and are easy to work on,
Never letting me down, makes me want to shake some pom-poms.
And get some cheer leaders to voice their cheers,
When I'm easily removing my not-rounded drain plug, and drinking a beer,
I only hope that someone will follow my lead, perhaps a peer,
I respect all who have well maintained trucks, the difference is clear.