VOTE!: is a Chode a........
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This word is considered a neologism. Despite being verified in use through durably archived quotations, there are no references in any major dictionary. The meaning may be restricted to certain contexts that have not been fully investigated, such as industry jargon or regional use, and the word is probably not generally understood even within those contexts. If appearing in formal writing at all, it would likely be italicized or quoted, with exceptions for new technical terminology. Besides this warning of the term’s likely substandard status, some cases may warrant a usage note of regard as an illiteracy, especially when other established expressions exist to explain the same concept.
Etymology
Sometimes claimed to be from Indian vernacular for fuck, though no confirmation has been found.
Alternative spellings
* chode
* choda
Noun
Singular
choad
Plural
choads
choad (plural choads)
1. (vulgar, slang) A penis.
* circa 1970, S Clay Wilson [1]
Your choad veins are pulsing love songs
* 1986, Robert Crumb, Zap Comix, Vol. 3, unpaged
What a find...a giant choad!
* 1993, Richard J. McCunney alt.sex.masturbation wanking 101 [2]
We all wank, sonny wiggles his willy, daddy plays with the meat in an orderly and rational way, and granddad's choad also delivers on a regular basis.
2. (vulgar, derogatory, slang) A loser or undesirable person; an insulting name.
* 1985, Kevin Carosso, fa-info.vax usenet group VMS terminal I/O question [3]
If you aren't the type of system manager that likes to be nice to the choad that forgot to log out, then the program has it's other uses
* 1992, x3460afe, alt.music.alternative usenet group sonic fags [4]
sebadoh blew sonic youth off the stage, you stupid choad
* 1997, Matt Stone and Trey Parker, South Park, epsiode 107: Pinkeye
Stan: Oh man, I feel like a total choad.
Cartman: Aw, come on Stan. Maybe that's just because you look like a total choad.
Synonyms
penis
* dick
loser
* dick
Etymology
Sometimes claimed to be from Indian vernacular for fuck, though no confirmation has been found.
Alternative spellings
* chode
* choda
Noun
Singular
choad
Plural
choads
choad (plural choads)
1. (vulgar, slang) A penis.
* circa 1970, S Clay Wilson [1]
Your choad veins are pulsing love songs
* 1986, Robert Crumb, Zap Comix, Vol. 3, unpaged
What a find...a giant choad!
* 1993, Richard J. McCunney alt.sex.masturbation wanking 101 [2]
We all wank, sonny wiggles his willy, daddy plays with the meat in an orderly and rational way, and granddad's choad also delivers on a regular basis.
2. (vulgar, derogatory, slang) A loser or undesirable person; an insulting name.
* 1985, Kevin Carosso, fa-info.vax usenet group VMS terminal I/O question [3]
If you aren't the type of system manager that likes to be nice to the choad that forgot to log out, then the program has it's other uses
* 1992, x3460afe, alt.music.alternative usenet group sonic fags [4]
sebadoh blew sonic youth off the stage, you stupid choad
* 1997, Matt Stone and Trey Parker, South Park, epsiode 107: Pinkeye
Stan: Oh man, I feel like a total choad.
Cartman: Aw, come on Stan. Maybe that's just because you look like a total choad.
Synonyms
penis
* dick
loser
* dick
Urban dictionary dude :biglaugh:exander said:
1. Chode
I don't know where most of you got your fucking definitions for this word, but the Chode has nothing to do with a short or fat penis. It is a synonym of "taint" and "gooch". It is the area between your sac and your asshole. Why would you create a definition for something that doesn't exist, you morons?
"Last night, your mom tongued my chode."
3. Chode
a chode is a bunch of people that sit around and argue over the definition of the word chode
Phew i thought maybe ive been saying it all this time and meant the wrong thing lol. not that i say it too often
Man, I scanned the thread but failed to click your link. I'm such a chode....jdub said:^^^ Exactly what I said in post #15
I didn't even need to think about this. I mean really, who has a dick wider than long? This can only mean one of two things:
1. Typical length, freakish girth. The average penis is 6.16" long and 4.75" in girth (http://wwwu.edu.uni-klu.ac.at/amiklaut/dr_nick/answer19.htm), so would somebody have a dick more than 1 1/4" wider than a compact disc? I think not.
2. Typical width, nubby dong. If I have done my math right, then a 4.75" girth or circumference would mean a diameter of roughly 1.5". That means one would have a dick one and half inches wide and less than that long when erect. On that I call bullshit. If you have proof otherwise, I think posting pics of said "chode" against a ruler would be the only way to prove it, as much as I hate to see any man's tool beside my own.
1. Typical length, freakish girth. The average penis is 6.16" long and 4.75" in girth (http://wwwu.edu.uni-klu.ac.at/amiklaut/dr_nick/answer19.htm), so would somebody have a dick more than 1 1/4" wider than a compact disc? I think not.
2. Typical width, nubby dong. If I have done my math right, then a 4.75" girth or circumference would mean a diameter of roughly 1.5". That means one would have a dick one and half inches wide and less than that long when erect. On that I call bullshit. If you have proof otherwise, I think posting pics of said "chode" against a ruler would be the only way to prove it, as much as I hate to see any man's tool beside my own.
average is only 6.16 inches..?
damn, then that means i have something i can brag about..
*runs out to find confused collage girls*
damn, then that means i have something i can brag about..
*runs out to find confused collage girls*
RazoE, girls in higher education need guys who can spell college as much as they need guys with donkey dongs. :biglaugh:
hahaa, i knew it looked funny..
damn, no wonder i've only been getting chicks pasted from all kinds of places onto a piece of cardboard
damn, no wonder i've only been getting chicks pasted from all kinds of places onto a piece of cardboard