UA testing- why WONT this work

[Superjustin13]

k, well im going to have my friend piss ina Condom, and tie the end of it, and after he pisses in it im going to put the pIss condom in between my leg and balls, I already tried it with water, i walk and sit normally, then when i go in the room to pee, i have a hidden needle in my belt im going to stabb the tipp abunch of times and put it over the cup "pee" in it.

will the latex fuck up the test? somehow, its going to a Lab

Why WOULDNT this plan work?

 

[Merlyn]

I imagine they can test the age of the urine along with the temperature ect. For all I know it may work, but I just am not sure if that is going to, and what happens when you accidentally sit on it... not only did your friend just piss on your balls you also get that noted on your record.

 

[Superjustin13]

I imagine they can test the age of the urine along with the temperature ect. For all I know it may work, but I just am not sure if that is going to, and what happens when you accidentally sit on it... not only did your friend just piss on your balls you also get that noted on your record.

what noted on my record, that i attempted to use someones piss, and i know about the temp, but he'll pee and after like 20 seconds i'll go fill up the cup, plus my body heat will keep it warm

 

[CampbellsChunkySoupra]

first off. do a search on google for passing UA tests. there are several ways and typically that drink-mix stuff taht you can buy for $50 is nothing more then a bunch suger and kool-aid mixed with water. just drink an enmormous amount of water.

second, your body heat will more then likely not keep the urine at an adequate temperature. do u know why you have a nut-sack? its because sperm can not survive in higher temperature within the body so they were put on the "outside" for a cooler environment. therefore, unless u can store the urine within yourself or have someway to measure the heat and maintain that heat, good luck.

third, i would never consider putting someone elses piss by my johnson. talk about embaressing. latex is fairly stretchy, but it will break under certain cirumstances when it dries out. DONT put water on the outside of it.

fourth, taping it to your legs? shit cuhz, i got leg hair. i aint even going in that direction..

fifth, is it that hard to not do anything that will screw up an UA?

hope that helps...

-Tyler

 

[dirtlord420]

drink warm water. it hits you alot faster. just dont drink to much you'll throw up. you will be going about ever 3 min.

 

[foreverpsycotic]

how long is the test. it shouldnt take more than a few days to flush out your system. shit, just non stop drink water and piss.

BTW, good call on the warm water.

 

[Superjustin13]

UHm, Well i have 24 hours from right now to take my UA, or i get fired, rofl

and I'd take some piss (Water and Amonia) on my leg, and Temp? i dont think the temperature would drop in the matter of 2 minutes when its tapped inbetween my leg and ballsack, i'd have my friends piss in the condom, then I'd go in there right after its all Secure in my pants.

Im thinking it would work fine, they have to send out my Urine, here they only do Test strips, of course the temperature would drop normall because where would they store it, and i doubt they check the temperaute right there

 

[tte]

third, i would never consider putting someone elses piss by my johnson. talk about embaressing.

-Tyler

:word8kn:

Cheers,
Roy

 

[dirtlord420]

if you dont tell anyone whos going to know? i think it would be better then losing your job.

 

[foreverpsycotic]

when they collect samples, they test the temperature.

my advice is to stop toking and find other things to do

 

[Superjustin13]

when they collect samples, they test the temperature.

my advice is to stop toking and find other things to do

Correct, and you have 4 minutes before it starts to drop, the lowest they'll take is 90* nothing less.

 

[Jayhall]

i know up here they sell and "energy" type drink, that clears your system of any THC. Sold at most smoke shops. Gotta love BC!

 

[americanjebus]

My stoner friends pound a bottle of vinegar the day before and drink insane amounts of water.

then they show up and the nurse says "lets to a mouth swab test instead"

they seam to pass with flying colors.

 

[Superjustin13]

fuck, im gonan do the condom idea, have him piss in my Vehicle, put that shit inbetween my leg and balls, go in there sya i have to pee bad, and go open it and drain i in there. im fuckin sweating right now

 

[SupraMario]

fuck, im gonan do the condom idea, have him piss in my Vehicle, put that shit inbetween my leg and balls, go in there sya i have to pee bad, and go open it and drain i in there. im fuckin sweating right now

do they do a full body search or something? couldnt you just put it into like a small eye drop bottle or soemthing?

 

[Dachande]

I have a foolproof plan
don't do illegal drugs
:3d_frown:

 

[dirtlord420]

do they do a full body search or something? couldnt you just put it into like a small eye drop bottle or soemthing?

my friend does that and puts bleech in it. i dont know if that works tho. b/c i know here the make you piss in front of mirrors.

 

[Jayhall]

drink lots of gatorade. Cop told me thats what he used to pass his piss test. But you gotta do it for about a week straight of drinking nothing but gatorade and water. I did it and i passed me test

 

[Superjustin13]

do they do a full body search or something? couldnt you just put it into like a small eye drop bottle or soemthing?

they just pat you down, but the eye drop bottle wouldnt be a big enough Urine Sample, and you have to empty your pockets and shit out aswell

 

[Jeff Lange]

This thread is not lol-proof.