Three word story...(yea I'm bored at work, slow day)
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a little off topic, someone needs to write it out so far. If anyone doesn't have a life and actually has time
Once, apon a midnight dreary, my penis told me I'm not feeling my left nut What are we undertaking to spawn little white bastards on my shoe jumped all over jumped all over this was bad Cause I was doctor need seeing for my large and adequetely furry son of bitch who loves to eat my shorts on hot days. So I took off my pants and a woman got on her mmmm, said I as i watched with chastity thoughts of wet twats running through my cornfield backwards naked towards the waterfall where the naked lesbian appeared and ate my moonpie as i started crying like babies my dad came wanting to join in on me but went soft in the butt as i slowly licked my chops at the thought of us pounding these wet twats as a bunch of condoms broke as i ran to get more her butthole hurt my eardrums hurt now my cock smells like turds I think I shat myself laughing knowing poop is and have ghonereah of the throat and the testes this story sucks as do you not for free just pay three and you'll see one joe zee drink your pee screw a monkey not monkey but Chimpanzee you see throwing shit at The guzzling tree drank too much then it realized what the fuck got to shit but only farted So, later, the shit came out and it was 37 ft. long "oh my" said your hot mom while she slurped spaghetti through a straw. Unfortunately, the story stops here Matt ruined the whole straight population by sticking his tongue up your floppy and conniving vasoline filled asshole ;-) wow. aight peace this got gay do me more thats quite enough Of the homosexual Fuck you guys date time place 4 words matt! owned by post Yeah he is and he's black black? since when? shut up bitch I grow up to be woman What happened here? Not three words. I know, but So what man kick a bitch in the teeth elle oh elle Not too far from the top is the middle which is about halfway down from the very top So after I got done whining i went for a large trout that I had in my underwear which my girlfriend chewed completely through as she looked at the immense size of the stain in them that i got from not wiping but soon i started to take off her pants right after i threw my wrench Cheese came from the back of her furry "tailpipe" and she moaned then she screamed as i started to roughly push the bhg off a big cliff and watch her Go downtown to get a RK and a BM With which I shit my pants and my shirt all over the floor and seats in which the smell is unbearable "I have Bulletball!" i said as She screamed out "That hurts OMG!1!11!" which caused me to spontaneously combust all over the nice clean shorts which i stole then replaced with a giant piece of delicous cake and hot steamy pie that was made of poontang and it tasted like bumblebee tuna and i ate half of it While I was on the toilet i started to Read Bulletball magazine then I farted but really sharted All the way to my dismay smelled like fish and was loose and The End Is coming soon to your mom as she runs through the valley of shadows and midgets with furry little heads, because of aerodynamics and We all need right handed masterbation and you're weird 0_o but smell nice smell of elderberries but not Wonkaberries for your fat. Me no gay They're actually snozberries taste like cocaine takes away pain from anal sex after eating raw unmatured 18 year old, dead pigs old eggs that smell like shit while i'm walking to masturbate in the dressing room while i watch wishing to help The lady who ate my favorite Chicken pot pie while pooping on a bowl of flakes. THEEEEEY'RREEE GREEEATTTT in the missionary position of love i decided to fart, fairly obnoxiously and let all the green men who were actually Just green turds that had ripped through my sphincter and started to drip down my face and onto my sour tasting choad and bunghole Anyways, I was crying very profusely when my dog ate my cheetos and bacon bits then left something that looked like two small eggs on my bed Ate My Ticket that ran away and turned gay he said hey, "I really like two blonde dikes rolling in mud getting themselves off using a short 14" pink dildo that slowly spun in and out of the cute tight pink coochie that had teeth and long spikes and had legs and oily residue that spread from clit to butthole then the super realese of gas sprayed out dense waves of stink and it smelled sooooo rotten that i had to jump out the window and into my nieghbors swimming pool which was full of sharks of sharks that are all faggots and drive civics Thread falling apart as soon as they drift into the fat lady who sings when she is gettin assbanged with a three inch apexi pecker squirt controller that i had bought on eBay and like usual it dont work so i had to stop and kick them down to the ground and ALL around to the sound of the clown running all around the whole town wearing a frown and a gown gathered at ChiChi's. Sucking on peepees and feeling for HUGE black balls exits the thread and smells bad because of the unidentifiable viral disease which eats flesh and smelled like slimy boiled cabbage and tasted like cold english peas while eating the tasty bowl of chinese shit soup because that bitch took my last fucking buttermilk biscuit that i had saved last night and was now in her belly which was huge and pretty gross and it kinda looked like jello that said hello and it stunk like crazy funk thats when i played vanilla ice and got down after being shot by the big bird from seasame street who likes selling crack cocaine to young boys who like men and other young post pubescent people who kinda looked like PeeWee Herman or steve erkel or yo' momma! on deez nuts she said she loved to suck on small grapes and large bananas the size of a small country when she smells like sweaty gym shorts of sumo-wrestlers with lots of extra toppings on layers of cheese and corn chips that taste like burnt chicked feces with alota ketchup and pork chops and apple sauce need to fart
AS YOU WISH!
AS YOU WISH!
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