this is very serious.

[PROJECT N00b]

im sure im going to get laughs and have fun pled at me but heres the deal.
just recently over the past hour or two my left testicle is fucking throbbing and hurting, omg is it unbareable. i swear to you im not kidding, ive called the doctor and left a message, mom says to put ice on it. can you guys out there please help me out? i dont think i can sleep with this pain.

on another note, my sick dog is being rushed to the vet, for vomiting and diarrhia (sp?) poor thing i hopw he makes it through.

thanks for looking and trying to help me out.

 

[PROJECT N00b]

i guess no one has any pointers.

 

[wingman]

dude....quit jerkin it...and see a doctor for the love of god. I'm sure NOBODY here is a ball doctor.

 

[suprahero]

^^^Just don't jerk it so hard.

 

[Insidious Surmiser]

blue balls FTL! :dunno:

 

[PROJECT N00b]

^possibly. but its only one of the twins.

 

[Insidious Surmiser]

blue ball










i realy don't have any advice.... sorry

 

[PROJECT N00b]

blue balls...thanks but no thanks. ass. im kidding. well i checked web md.
and they say to tkae ibuprofin in which i will after i eat soon. and put ice.

 

[da89soup]

I thought I had seen it all on SM right up until this post!!!!

If you have swelling you have a serious problem and need to go to the ER!!!
Good luck!!!!

OMG

 

[PROJECT N00b]

thanks man.

 

[GotTurbos?]

did you sit on it?

lets hope it didnt pull a balloon and pop on you after getting in a hot atmosphere.

 

[PROJECT N00b]

im guessing your little note at the bottom there relates to sex. and no i still play the 'V' card so i have nothing to worry about with that.

 

[GotTurbos?]

well a hot situation could occur during an intimate moment between you and the monitor as well... gives new meaning to busting a nut.

 

[PROJECT N00b]

lmfao. ass. lol.

 

[bigunitpitcher22]

i bet your balls got tangled. happened to a kid i knew. he died.

but seriously they probably did.

 

[Insidious Surmiser]

huh... uh... wut?

 

[PROJECT N00b]

thanks for helping look on the bright side, lets just hope i dont die...and yes i was kidding about dying. im sure one of them did, but dont know how. i think its getting better. i just need to fix it.

 

[bigunitpitcher22]

when i say balls, i mean the tubes that lead from them to your penis. they got wrapped around eachother.

 

[PROJECT N00b]

oh uhm i dont think so... because if they did both of them would hurt.

 

[wingman]

i bet your balls got tangled. happened to a kid i knew. he died.

i think I know the referance....lol