Thinking of having Kids?
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No, actually Grimjack, they didn't put up with my shit.
I got my ass beat when I was out of line. Which ranged from talking back to my mother, to copping an attitude at dinner, to throwing rocks at moving cars in the road.
These days, kids get away with murder and the parents don't even pay attention.
Nothing like a good old fashioned assbeating to set you straight.
If you meant put up with like, feeding, changing all that crap, what a waste of time. Look how I turned out.
I got my ass beat when I was out of line. Which ranged from talking back to my mother, to copping an attitude at dinner, to throwing rocks at moving cars in the road.
These days, kids get away with murder and the parents don't even pay attention.
Nothing like a good old fashioned assbeating to set you straight.
If you meant put up with like, feeding, changing all that crap, what a waste of time. Look how I turned out.
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Very funny. But you all are correct, to some extent. Parents all are different, and so are children. My sister in law lets her todler aged kids get away with murder, and it shows in the way her car and house look. A lot of parents are a lot tougher. Kids' personalities are different. Some kids deserve an assbeating once in a while, some don't. But the tough years are not necessarily over once they learn to feed and dress themselves. There is those pre and teenager years... We should all appreciate our parents, since they did go thru a lot raising us. First post should be mandatory reading to all teenagers and those childless idiots who are critical of parents. And yeah, +1000 for a license to procreate.
Frank Rizzo;1003460 said:
If people would mind their business and stop calling the cops for child abuse, I'm sure there would be a lot more of this going on. Hell, I plan on letting my son know who's running the show at our house....
His mother.
I have meant to look it up for quite awhile now, but reading this thread reminded me to actually look up pricing, insurance info, procedure info, etcetera, for a vasectomy. I am really considering having this performed before the year is done.
I'm under "The Mother's Curse" so I do not plan on having kids.
The Mother's Curse: I hope you have kids just like you.
Kids don't bother me. Shitty diapers do. OMG what the hell is in baby food to give it that smell!! It could gag a battle-harden marine and the smell doesn't go away once the diaper is gone. That shit lingers in the air for days. You could take the infant our of the house for a week and the smell is still there. Air fresheners will stop working when in proximity of a shitty diaper. Fa-breeze, neutra-air, Lysol all powerless against a baby's ass smell. Then the smell gets into whatever you are wearing. It doesn't matter what cologne or perfume you are wearing. Complete strangers can tell you have a kid just from the smell.
I've gotten into cars at work only to immediately get back out of them because of the dirty diapers and ass-wipes smell. If I have kids I'm getting a minivan and removing the backseat out of my supra to save it the indignity of that dirty diaper and ass-wipes smell.
I would rather be tear-gassed, maced, and pepper sprayed then change a dirty diaper! The EPA would have banned baby shit by now but they haven't figured out a way to properly dispose of that toxic substance!
SAVE THE WORLD BAN BABY SHIT!
The Mother's Curse: I hope you have kids just like you.
Kids don't bother me. Shitty diapers do. OMG what the hell is in baby food to give it that smell!! It could gag a battle-harden marine and the smell doesn't go away once the diaper is gone. That shit lingers in the air for days. You could take the infant our of the house for a week and the smell is still there. Air fresheners will stop working when in proximity of a shitty diaper. Fa-breeze, neutra-air, Lysol all powerless against a baby's ass smell. Then the smell gets into whatever you are wearing. It doesn't matter what cologne or perfume you are wearing. Complete strangers can tell you have a kid just from the smell.
I've gotten into cars at work only to immediately get back out of them because of the dirty diapers and ass-wipes smell. If I have kids I'm getting a minivan and removing the backseat out of my supra to save it the indignity of that dirty diaper and ass-wipes smell.
I would rather be tear-gassed, maced, and pepper sprayed then change a dirty diaper! The EPA would have banned baby shit by now but they haven't figured out a way to properly dispose of that toxic substance!
SAVE THE WORLD BAN BABY SHIT!
My mother was horrible.. My mother cursed me.. and by god, my kid is 10 times worse than I was..
LOL.. My mother died before I even planned on having kids.. Hell, I didnt plan on having this one... She's up there just messing with me.. I was a fucking living terror as a child, and I gave birth the Omen
My child will be 5 this year and has always been calm and productive with himself. He keeps to himself at most but when he wants attention he kindly ask's and of course I play with him, ride the 4wheeler, do some yard work, or take him out with me.
Just the past weekend we had a blast then we settled down on the day couch and watch TV till we both took a nap.
It's times like that, that make you very happy and seem extremely lucky to be a father! i wouldnt trade it for anything in the world!
Now my Girls 3 year old son makes me want to jump off a bridge. He is too hyper and runs thru the house at all times, yelps like a little girl, and just makes you want to beat him. I can't stand to be around him most of the time.
Just the past weekend we had a blast then we settled down on the day couch and watch TV till we both took a nap.
It's times like that, that make you very happy and seem extremely lucky to be a father! i wouldnt trade it for anything in the world!
Now my Girls 3 year old son makes me want to jump off a bridge. He is too hyper and runs thru the house at all times, yelps like a little girl, and just makes you want to beat him. I can't stand to be around him most of the time.