There's a hole in my manifold, dear J-Dub, dear J-Dub,
There's a hole in my manifold, dear J-Dub, a hole.
Then fix it, dear Kenny, dear Kenny, dear Kenny,
Then fix it, dear Kenny, dear Kenny, then fix it.
With what shall I fix it, dear J-Dub, dear J-Dub?
With what shall I fix it, dear J-Dub, with what?
With some taps, dear Kenny, dear Kenny, dear Kenny,
With some taps, dear Kenny, dear Kenny, some taps.
The taps is too long, dear J-Dub, dear J-Dub,
The taps is too long, dear J-Dub, too long,
Then cut it, dear Kenny, dear Kenny, dear Kenny,
Then cut it, dear Kenny, dear Kenny, cut it.
With what shall I cut it, dear J-Dub, dear J-Dub?
With what shall I cut it, dear J-Dub, with what?
With an axe, dear Kenny, dear Kenny, dear Kenny,
With an axe, dear Kenny, dear Kenny, an axe.
The axe is too dull, dear J-Dub, dear J-Dub,
The axe is too dull, dear J-Dub, too dull.
Then sharpen it, dear Kenny, dear Kenny, dear Kenny,
Then sharpen it, dear Kenny, dear Kenny, sharpen it.
With what shall I sharpen it, dear J-Dub, dear J-Dub?
With what shall I sharpen it, dear J-Dub, with what?
With a stone, dear Kenny, dear Kenny, dear Kenny,
With a stone, dear Kenny, dear Kenny, a stone.
The stone is too dry, dear J-Dub, dear J-Dub,
The stone is too dry, dear J-Dub, too dry.
Then wet it, dear Kenny, dear Kenny, dear Kenny,
Then wet it, dear Kenny, dear Kenny, then wet it.
With what shall I wet it, dear J-Dub, dear J-Dub?
With what shall I wet it, dear J-Dub, with what?
With water, dear Kenny, dear Kenny, dear Kenny,
With water, dear Kenny, dear Kenny, with water.
From where shall I get it, dear J-Dub, dear J-Dub?
From where shall I get it, dear J-Dub, from where?
From the well, dear Kenny, dear Kenny, dear Kenny,
From the well, dear Kenny, dear Kenny, the well.
In what shall I get it, dear J-Dub, dear J-Dub?
In what shall I get it, dear J-Dub, in what?
In a manifold dear Kenny, dear Kenny, dear Kenny,
In a manifold dear Kenny, dear Kenny, in a manifold.
There's a hole in my manifold, dear J-Dub, dear J-Dub,
There's a hole in my manifold, dear J-Dub, a hole.