The Official "FML" Thread

IJ.

Grumpy Old Man
Mar 30, 2005
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I come from a land down under
My life rules :D

EVERYTHING is good!

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DBN

FML
Jan 22, 2009
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About two weeks ago our water heater broke. It was fixed and we went on about our lives. It just broke again. 400 bucks that we don't have for a new one. My mom opens up a Lowe's account in my name because her credit is screwed. She cant make the mortgage because she had to pay a plumber over 300 bucks to tell her it was broke. We're on a very tight budget since her job takes out so much for retirement and i lost mine. FML.
 

drunk_medic

7Ms are for Cressidas
Apr 1, 2005
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I found out the other day that my resume on Monster.com was set to private. I set it like that almost a year ago, to prevent calls after I had gotten a new job, and forgot about that setting. Last time I made it public, I had job offers within 2 weeks. I've been scouting for a new job since the new year, and have been seriously seeking a new job for a couple months. I have now been unemployed for a couple weeks.

FML
 

mattman

New Member
Oct 8, 2007
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At the local burger joint i work at they want me to be a manager. good news right? not! they want be to take on 50 times the responsiably with the same pay. and no matter how many time i ask not to work with the retards i get stuck with them every day
 

Mk3runner

Supramania Contributor
Nov 19, 2006
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Went to sleep around 1;30... Been up since 4.. Night before was 2 then awake at 4...

I stepped back hard on drinking, I said fuck it LOL. Helped sleeping sometimes but I won't stand by it. Maybe this isn't a solid fml, more like fml with sleeping.

Besides that, it's been very "interesting" in a good way.
 

mattman

New Member
Oct 8, 2007
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after comming out of slight depression, just got 2 fillings and to top things off I bought tickets for Transformers that opens tonight at midnight but found out that out of the 2 nights a year i work past midnight its tonight i gotta work
 

OfnaRcR4

Shea!
Oct 2, 2006
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Girlfriend finally comes into town (lives 1700 miles away) and we're having an amazing time, then she gets news that her dad is dying and she needs to fly back. Double suck :icon_neut Oh and it's my 21'st today.
 

DsBetterHalf

The Pretty Doward
Jan 25, 2008
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Have an infected tooth because the wisdom tooth coming in behind it broke it. I have this Charity Care program through Shands, but their dental clinic doesn't accept it. No insurance, no job, no money, and it feels like a horse kicked me on the right side of my face. FML