Supras are better than a woman because

[Tanya]

a supra may get bitchy, but never talk back
a supra wont make you sleep on the couch
a supra won't not start because it "has a headache"
a supra will get hot whenever you want it to
a supra LIKES it when you go fast
a supra doesn't complain about being fat
a supra won't slap you for checking out another cars curves
a supra won't get mad if you forget to call
a supra won't be "unavailable" for 3-5 days every 30 days (unless it's a mk3, just for you guys! :biglaugh: )
a supra comes with a manual, women don't
a supra won't get mad if you call it another cars name
a supras fuel filter is easier to find than the "G" spot
a supra doesn't feel insecure when you play with a younger generation
a supra doesn't mind if you make it lose weight
a supra can be sold for under the $300 divorce fee
a supra won't get upset if you drive another supra
a supra doesn't complain about having to get waxed

 

[racingtoyota007]

All this is true but a woman does not blow a headgasket lol. Just kiding but some of those are awsome

 

[ChadMKIII]

Hahahaha!
Great one!

 

[boost PSSH boost]

but a woman does not blow a headgasket lol

Don't be so sure. :cry:

 

[Big Wang Bandit]

a supras fuel filter is easier to find than the "G" spot

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


I love my supra. Thats prolly why I dont have a girlfriend =P

 

[Raptor Racing]

Here's a different perspective...Supra's and Women are the Same Because:

• Both can suck the money out of your wallet in olympic record time if you don't put a stop to it early enough
• Both can break your heart if something goes wrong
• Both have a Jedi-like brainwashing effect that make you love them even though they treat you like crap
• Both look great with their bra's off :naughty:

Awesome post Tanya...keep'm coming...

 

[Big Wang Bandit]

Karaki.... The last one wins....

 

[Tanya]

[*]Both look great with their bra's off :naughty:[/LIST]

I aimed the list more at mkIIs, but I had thought about

"a supra likes to go topless"


for the mk3/4s

 

[bigaaron]

You only have to take your Supra to the pump once a week, but you have to pump your girlfriend like every other day.

 

[trucker]

You only have to take your Supra to the pump once a week, but you have to pump your girlfriend like every other day.

....?????.......HAVE to pump her?...youre obviously not married, i pump my supras waaayyy more than my wife...and the supras domt run...

 

[bigaaron]

....?????.......HAVE to pump her?...youre obviously not married, i pump my supras waaayyy more than my wife...and the supras domt run...

I said girlfriend, not wife. :biglaugh:

And with all due respect.....
You may want to find a better mechanic :biglaugh:

 

[trucker]

need motors for a mechanic to work on

anyone want to swap a 1jz for a housewife?


(damn i hope she dosen't see this...)

 

[boost PSSH boost]

^mileage on said housewife? Does she overheat? Any rod-knocking? How is the housewife's paint, and interior?

 

[bigaaron]

^mileage on said housewife? Odometer discrepancies? Any accidents? How is the housewife's paint, and interior?

ROFLOL!

After you get married you only get to pump em both on payday :biglaugh:

 

[boost PSSH boost]

ROFLOL!

After you get married you only get to pump the supra on payday and the wife when you get your tax returns :biglaugh:

fixed...

 

[Wills7MGTE]

Supra's won't have sex with another guy then try to make out like its ok and then later admit to doing it multiple times.......:icon_evil

 

[supraman7mgte]

I know how to turn on my Supra
I decide what leather looks good on her
If something is wrong,I can figure it out in an hour
If she's full of gas,that's a GOOD thing
I can lube her up myself
and the list,i'm sure will go on...

 

[bigaaron]

Supra's won't have sex with another guy then try to make out like its ok and then later admit to doing it multiple times.......:icon_evil

"Bitter, party of one, your table is ready!" :biglaugh:

 

[bluemax]

From personel experience, gfs are cheaper than supras, at least my gf and supra was.

But then when you marry the gf, the wife uses all the money the supra got and the supra gets the money the gf got. You don't have to buy your supra another car, but you have to buy the wife a car, and it isn't a used toyota!

 

[bigaaron]

Exactly, the wife will not be happy with a beautiful and fast 1990 targa 1jz automatic mk3 you built for her, she will want a damn BMW.

Ask me how I know :nono:

Hey Wills, now it's "bitter, party of two!"