I think this thread has been done before with little success. People don't like showing their failures.
Here's a start. This drunk pregnant bitch ran a stop sign on a major highway in a dry county right in front of me. Accident was written with her at fault, and she was taken to jail. I kinda find humor in the headlight print in her fender. She was sent about 200 yards through a field, and into a patch of trees on the other side of the car.