strange but true

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alrighty now. this might sound strange, but i swear it happens to me every time.

whenever im in the shower (yes, in my own bathroom) and i happen to drop the soap, it always makes me a tad nervous to pick it up. kinda like thinking oh shit, if this was prison, id be done for.

anyone else (guys) have this thought go through their heads?

and for you flamers out there, flame away!

 

[Slow66]

When i drop the soap im always afraid of backing myself onto the shower knob whilst bending over to pick it up.....I can only imagine that ER trip.....

Hey, while we're on the subject, is it gay if i get "soap on a rope" and tie it to my ankle in a shower room full of men?? Just curious....not that id do it or anything.....








BTW liquid soap FTW

 

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i dunno, ive got a relative in prison and i was thinking that'd make a good gag gift for him. soap on a rope ftw! then again, im not so sure gag gift is the best name for it, being in prison and all.

 

[Joel W.]

 

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give a man a fish and he eats for a day, teach a man to fish and what the hell's wrong with you, you just destroyed your market base!

 

[Joel W.]

Did you click on it?

Searching for other people gets old. I would rather try and teach them how to look on their own first.

 

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yeah i moused over it. at an old forum it had a .gif of some arrow reaching for the new thread button, then a hand came over and slapped it and said somethin like "bad monkey" and drug the arrow over to the search button

that line just came from some stand up comedy

back on topic, i hate bending over in the shower even if it is my own personal one. so i always kinda kneel down to get the soap rather than bend over.

 

[willfish]

I never thought anything about bending over in my own shower when I drop the soap.
but if I'm at work primarily an HAVE to take a shower in a public shower an drop the soap. well , lets just say that the soap is going to stay on the floor, cos I ain't picking it up...

on another note on being gay,
if you could suck your own unit, would you ? an would it make you gay ? :icon_wink

Will

 

[NDBoost]

^LOL @ THIS THREAD

 

[SupraMario]

OMFG @ will. hahahah
I use liquid soap, so no droppin it here.

 

[SupraDerk]

on another note on being gay,
if you could suck your own unit, would you ? an would it make you gay ?

Hahaha

To answer that, no and maybe??


But what about this...if you were a girl, and could go to town orally on yourself, would you? :love:

 

[SupraMario]

Bi chicks would be all over that.

For some reason when I read wills question, My back and neck started to hurt.

 

[SupraDerk]

Haha, sounds like it's time for you to enroll in some yoga classes

 

[SupraMario]

Haha, sounds like it's time for you to enroll in some yoga classes

thats not going to happen. I preffer to stay extended, and not be able to cram myself into a cirgarete carton comfortably

 

[willfish]

I'm pretty sure most guy's would say no, , but behind closed doors, you know they would. just like masterbating....
"I am the master of my domain..... :icon_wink

Will

 

[willfish]

another thing that I just observed once,

I think that all or most straight guys bend at the knee's when they drop something other then bending at the waist. And I think that ALL women bend at the waist when they pick something up. I think its in our genes or just in instinct or somoething.

Ever be driving down the street an notice some hot woman working in her front yard or something an her ass is streaming high in the air, while there bent over at the waist doing something at the ground level , then you can't resist beeping your horn or yelling something provative out yor window as you drive by..... an for that matter the ugley obeast woman doing the same that grosses you out when seeing such a sight.

you don't ever see a guy bent over in the yard or wherever bent at the waist, allways at the knees, unles there a little light in the loafers....."fag"

you guy's agree ?

Will

 

[Troyota]

If you could suck yourself off...I think that would count as Masturbation.

Main Entry: mas·tur·ba·tion
Pronunciation: "mas-t&r-'bA-sh&n
Function: noun
: erotic stimulation especially of one's own genital organs commonly resulting in orgasm and achieved by manual or other bodily contact exclusive of sexual intercourse, by instrumental manipulation, occasionally by sexual fantasies, or by various combinations of these agencies called also onanism, self-abuse

I could be wrong...but I think it you'd get by on a loop hole.

 

[SupraDerk]

For the most part I never bend over at the waist and haven't really seen other guys do it either...except for said "light in the loafers" guys. haha. But I love when girls do it...everything they do is hot...


Haha which reminds me of something at the bookstore. I went to pick up the new Modified a couple of weeks ago and was kneeling to get the magazine and turned my head to the right and saw this HOT ASS spanish girl bent over at the waist kind of with her ass to me... yeah this was me ::bhg::



Edit: dear lord I can't spell today...

 

[daledoe]

When I drop the soap in my shower I just squot instead of benting over!!!

 

[DreamerTheresa]

But what about this...if you were a girl, and could go to town orally on yourself, would you? :love:

Negative.


Vaginas are icky.
Bring on the pen0r!!!