Update: Interesting sound on start up, sounds like a belt possibly? Not really sure, might be related. Doesn't sound metallic.
On first start up, a lot more smoke than usual out the exhaust (condensation maybe? it's decently cold outside), no noticed smoke from valve covers. I shut down, checked all fluid levels (good to go) and
Fire up number two: No noticed smoke, same weird sound. Will do a compression test when I figure out what the weird sound is (my car takes an extraordinarily long time to warm up, don't want to risk screwing something else up)
Update two: Started it up again, still making that weird noise, coolant is ending up on my fan somehow and spraying around. Yet again, no smoke