Reign's back, minus Reign's Angel...
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Reign_Maker;1189845 said:
Reign_Maker;1189890 said:
teh fuck, no, YOU MEN. You're going to keep doing this to YOURSELF and then say "omfg, you women". Dontcha dare blame us all for that nonsense. Both genders can be QUITE insufferable. Relationships take a lot of work sometimes, but you're really asking for serious mindfucking with this one... and I'm not saying that out of envy or jealousy, but you're being a schmuck.
<<waits for the ban, and will wear it proudly
Thank ya! I swear I just want to strangle my friends lately, they're all acting insane. Not that I'm all that better, but at least I knew when to quit, when I was done having my head being fucked with because I was at a point of very deep despair and was becoming a miserable person. It is one of the reasons why I left a state behind I loved, a Supra family I loved, and my own damn car that I built with blood, sweat and tears. All because of one man who didn't have his head right and chose to fuck with mine.NEVER again.
IJ.;1189906 said:It ALWAYS gets bad eventually Sumeet!
(been doing this a very long time)
Said it before and I'll say it again "The more I know women the more I like cars"
(mine bailed after 8 years because she was jealous of the car)
My optimism shields me from the truth i know.
Women aren't a priority for me right now (i just kind of burned myself and my ex-girlfriends in my last few relationships so I'm taking a break.)
Always Remember Happiness Comes From Within and Not From Another.
^I think Greg (hommersimpson) said that, and he gave me the most interesting outlook on life. :biglaugh:
Reign_Maker;1189890 said:Bathtub torture and Jake; A survival guide to the temptations of an older woman...
So we've been seein each other, and she just point blank tells me she cant resist me and that if we're alone, she's going to want to have sex with me... Well, right on, hell yeah, right? No... She doesnt want to, because she's made this mistake before and doesnt wanna rush and yada yada yada... "Jake, I need you to be diciplined for both of us!" No problem, Im a good guy... So, I convince her that its possible for us to be alone and not have sex or anything... So I say to myself, next time I see her, Im not gunna sleep with her, not gunna even kiss her, just hang out... So we meet up after her work, at like 7am, go to the gym, work out together... *she's soooooo fucking hot lifting weights, OMG!* So, she's like, OMG you guyzzzz, Im so hawt and need a shower! ok, no problem... We go back to her house, and she goes to take a bath, and she's like, come in here with me while I take a bath... Never been in her bathroom before, so Im thinking, dark shower curtain or whatever, I can just sit on the toilet and talk, no prob... I walk in and there she is, full on naked, chillin in a tub with a clear shower curtain drawn all the way back.... I got boobs, ass, naked hot tone tight cougar body, right there... NO suds, so the water is clear... Im like, wtf? I cant leave, Im in the bathrrom now, so I sit on the toilet, uh, yeah, me and Jake jr kinda chillin... Wash my back? Um, do I have to stand up? Cuz right about now, not a good time to stand... I waddle over, I wash her back with the loofa.. Will you kiss me? Um, sure thing... nom nom nom.. waddle back to the toilet, sit cross legged... She stands up, does the 360 thing, and says, this is what a 40 year old body looks like... MMMMmmmm HMMM, nice nice, ok, yep, nice... not a wrinkle, not a scar, not even a stretch mark really, and granted, she's had kids, you never know how the tummy is gunna rebound... I mean, her body is perfect! But here's Jake, in all his pent up sexual frustration being the DICIPLINED one for both of us...
So then later, we are having lunch, and she's like, you know, if you had tried something I would've let you... oh really, I know, but I was good, like you asked... Well, she says, I was hoping youd do something...
UUGH UGH UUUGH UGH UGH UUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!
YOU WOMEN!!!!
So I pretty much told her it wasnt fair to me that she did that and next time I wouldnt be so gentlemanly... She appreciated that I respected her so much, and thats nice and all, but good lord... I told her if she ever unleashes me, she better hold on to something, and im not kidding... Ima fuck this woman's brains out... Pay back beotches!
Im seein her again monday morning...
I'm gonna go against the grain and NOT call head games. The girl is clearly telling you want she wants. She will only give you a certain number of tries before she figures you just want to be friends, and finds someone else to bang her. I have seen this happen to many guys, myself included. If you hold on to their words, you will be one confused mofo. This isn't the first date for you guys, so hitting it now isn't "slutty" of her. Next time you get her alone go to town dude, before you lose your opportunity.
IJ.;1189906 said:It ALWAYS gets bad eventually Sumeet!
(been doing this a very long time)
Said it before and I'll say it again "The more I know women the more I like cars"
(mine bailed after 8 years because she was jealous of the car)
The car was just an excuse to get away from your old, cranky ass! :icon_razz j/p
I will say that the MAJORITY of the time it gets bad. There are some that last with minimal troubles. I personally believe that we are not designed for long term relationships.
Or me :naughty:IJ.;1190030 said:
Don't act like you wouldn't like it :biglaugh:Tanya;1190032 said:No, you just want to fuck with something else you perv
If they can spot it this fast you are in some serious trouble!IJ.;1190034 said:Damn my dirtyoldmanedness was showing
LOL Head games?and she is an older women..man, did she ever grow up? :3d_frown: I would do what you need to do...next time, don't be gentle. :naughty:
We have to catch up, I will call you.
Duane
We have to catch up, I will call you.
Duane
upgradedsupra;1190749 said:
top side to bottom end our state is actually pretty big (its deceiving)...considering it only take 2 1/2 to get from daytona to tampa... coast to coast its like 10-12 hrs+ to go end to end
um, one of the reasons i havent gone up there to boot some sense into someone, it's a damn 12 hour drive from sw fla to where he is!
stupid penis state!!!!!!1
stupid penis state!!!!!!1
Tanya;1190784 said:
lol... more like a boomerang... well now we know whats on your mind:naughty:
please, dont friggin remind me. this guy has cancelled our 2nd date TWICE now and I'm in a pretty pissy hate-men-hate-dating mood LOL
Tanya;1190794 said:
sorry to hear that... give him a swift kick in the ass... im always in daytona tampa and orlando. ever come up to central FL