Random things that irritate me

[ERA]

Hiccups
Stepping on gum
Cold toilet seats
Stepping on snails
Hangnails
That little shake after you pee
Random cuts that appear on you
Rough toilet paper
The crusty stuff on the ketchup bottle nozzle
Backwards sawblades

 

[Mk3runner]

heres a good one, when a co-worker calls bitching about how she can't find none of my tools and is beating the shit outta my box over my voicemail... sure makes me wanna lead pipe the bitch.

forgot to tell her I took all my tools either home or in my supra... I don't like sharing all my tools. buy your own!

 

[TurboFreak]

Stack Overflow errors....

 

[Mk3runner]

co-workers calling every ten minutes saying the same thing like I didn't get it the first time....

 

[Facime]

more randomness irritations:

getting poked all day by slivers of hair after shaving my beard
not being able to find the spider that keeps making webs next to my toilet
my dog bolting to her feet everytime I move my chair
when even my "fat pants" dont fit
underwear lint on my scrotum
empty spots on my socket rails

 

[Keros]

People who are physically able to walk their lard ass down two flights of stairs, but choose to take the elevator down one floor.... lazy bastards.

 

[Quin]

People who are physically able to walk their lard ass down two flights of stairs, but choose to take the elevator down one floor.... lazy bastards.

I always thought this was a good thing. I don't like waiting for slow ass people on stairs (well, ever really), let them take the elevator.

 

[emiliorescigno]

Writing in VHDL
People who pass on the right shoulder while I wait to turn left
Religious fanatics
Powdered cheese
People who drive too slow on two-lane roads
People who drive too fast on two-lane roads
Having a car without AC
Getting salt on my car in the winter
Thieves
People who bitch about gas prices, but don't turn their cars off while filling their tank, waiting to pick someone up, or otherwise idling and not being in traffic
SUVs
People who drive SUVs
People who don't know how to drive a manual because they refuse to learn
Writing C++
My Differential Equations professor