Random Stuff

[lanky189]

i concur concordently.. ergo.. dead cell... you lose.

unless if by losing you become the reason for winning..for without winning losing has no meaning..and without meaning nothing exists...but it nothing exists...how can that be. nothing is by definition the abscence on anything...anything however is by definition all things... all things would seemingly cover the conept of nothing..which in itself contains no things.

which means further goes to prove my theory that Germans Love David Hasselholf.

 

[Squid699]

blow me up so that I may die with dignity


now that's a loop that's going to come back and haunt me later.....

 

[Darkcyde]

Did you know that you can use waste oil to fertilize your lawn?

 

[Squid699]

why are the charlie's angels movies so bad?

 

[SupraMario]

some one give me money.
and my above statement made plenty of coherient sence, i think

 

[IJ.]

some one give me money.

Say please

 

[SupraMario]

PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,
PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,
PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,
PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,
PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,
PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,
PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,
PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,
PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,
PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,

i need it bad, how much will that get me?

 

[IJ.]

No!

(it's for your own good so you learn the value of money!)

 

[SupraMario]

haha believe me i know the value of money. i worked 2 years of lifeguarding to pay for school and get my supra.
muahahahahhahahahahahahha burn
aight
bitches.

 

[IJ.]

:yelrotflm

 

[Squid699]

hysterically calm

 

[drunk_medic]

I don't know what I ate, but my farts really stink today. THey usually don't, but I am gassing myself out!

 

[lanky189]

cheap razors = painful cheeks

 

[Squid699]

getting hit with phonebooks sucks

 

[Clinton]

One bright day in the middle of the night
two dead men got up to fight
one was blind, the other couldn't see
so they chose a dummy for a referee
a blind man went to see fair play
a mute went along to shout "hooray"
back to back they faced each other
drew their swords and shot each other.
A paralyzed donkey passing by
kicked the blind man in the eye
knocked him through a nine inch wall
into a dry ditch and drowned them all.
A deaf policeman heard the noise
and came to shoot the two dead boys
if you don't believe this lie is true
ask the blind man, he saw it too!

CCC

 

[lanky189]

getting hit with phonebooks sucks

getting hit with phonebooks by family with your buddy sitting there watching - priceless

 

[Squid699]

getting hit with phonebooks by family with your buddy sitting there watching - priceless

getting beat down with a phonebook by a friend in retaliation......pric........er.......classic

 

[lanky189]

getting beat down with a phonebook by a friend in retaliation......pric........er.......classic

vintage ...vintage.

 

[encomiast]

if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

hereby I declare this thread reborn

 

[siman]

If you push a canoe up a tree backwards and the front wheels fall off, how many days does it take a spider with a wooden leg to pick out all the seeds in a dill pickle?

that was hella' random :eek3dance