Dave: "What? Nick Cannon? He got the part? Who the f-u-ck is Nick Cannon?"
Dave's son: "Daddy, Nick Cannon is hilarious"
Dave: "Man, f-u-ck you, son... I put a roof over your head and pay the bills, I'm broke nigga, I'm broke!"
"You know what, you are acting like a bitch, Nick Cannon just walked off with your school clothes money"
"Nick Cannon...Nick Cannon...fuck Nick Cannon...It's Dave Chappelle"
"Baby, last week when we were at that Das EFX concert, I riggity realized I liggity loved you"
"You make it sound like all I want to do is Zooma Zoom Zoom in your Boom Boom."