Quote of the Day

[Kai]

Honestly, i thought it was about time i started one of these. Have you ever read something thats made you laugh, and thought 'that's totally quotable'? Well, paste it in here!

Here's mine, just to get the ball rolling...

"To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it, they simply scroll down to the bottom and click 'I Agree'" - Anon

:biggrinki

 

[Kai's Better Half]

I like this! But now I have yet to find a quote...

 

[Jayhall]

Cant remember who said it, I think it might have been Corey Taylor, either way I heard it in the radio the other day " The past does not exist, either does the future. All we have is now"

 

[Fuzz420]

"Your damned if you do, your damn if you dont"

-Bartholomew Simpson

 

[7mMoneyPit]

Here's mine:
"I'll give you a nickle if you tickle my pickle!"

 

[Kai's Better Half]

I found one on facebook: "A clean house is the sign of a broken computer." lol

 

[jackmk2mk3]

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, covered in scars, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'yahoo!', what a ride." -Bear Grylls

 

[shaeff]

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