Feel free to lead me around, lol.
I completely pulled my relay apparatus out. I cut it back to the stock pigtails, and pulled the entire thing out of the car.
That done, this is what I have -
With EITHER combo switch, I can go through everything EXCEPT the actual 'Headlights' with zero problems. Tails/sidemarkers come on, go off, no problems.
As soon as I select Headlights, headlights come on (tails already on) and it all stays stuck like that, no matter what I switch to on the combination switch. High beams/low beams get proper 12v (I'm having to measure this all at the wires, since the pigtails were cut off to run my relays.
Results:
Combination switch setting - voltages read - wires read
Off - 0v - Red to Red/Blue and Red/Black
1st click (which wtf is this setting anyway?) - 0v - Red to Red/Blue and Red/black
Tails - 0v - Red to Red/Blue and Red/Black
Headlights (low) - 12.2v - Red to Red/Blue
Headlights (high) - 12.2v - Red to Red/Black
Back to Off - 12.2v - Red to Red/Blue
Exact same thing on the other side, but the 12v wire is Red/White, not solid Red.
When I switch between Tails and Off, I can hear the Taillight relay energizing and releasing.
When I switch to Headlights, I can hear the headlight relay energizing, but I do not hear it release until I either unplug the integration relay (tried both) or pull the negative battery terminal.
Also, directly grounding terminal 14 on the integration relay is supposed to make the headlight retractors work - it does nothing.
Strange aside, earlier when I unplugged the Taillight Relay, the retractors suddenly came on, and pulled the headlights down. Activating the Headlights had the retractors lift the headlights into position. Have not been able to duplicate this since (this was before pulling my Hella relays, and both Hellas were unplugged from the harness)