Proof People Take The Internet Too Seriously

[gtsfirefighter]

And procreating? Jesus, he'd break an average sized girl

I don't think that'll be a problem since sex for him would be defying the laws of physics. Besides, how many years has it been since he's seen his pecker I wonder???

 

[Kai]

I'm amazed no one got my play on words :/

 

[DreamerTheresa]

I'm amazed no one got my play on words :/

OH!


...snap.






:: crickets ::



Ba-dum CHH!

 

[Kai]

Hehehehe

Okay, okay, it was a baaad joke...at least i tried!

 

[Keros]

Jervis - any secrets they can pass on about cute/hot girls?

I need one

Confidence.

Women, on an average take, don't care nearly as much as they think they do, about looks. They say they do, but they typically don't. They care about confidence, leadership, Alpha Male characteristics, if you will. Keep in mind that there's fake confidence and real confidence; both work to get the ladies, but one is a masqurade and the other is fundamental... one will get you laid for a night the other will get you a super model for the rest of your life.

 

[dugums]

Confidence.

Women, on an average take, don't care nearly as much as they think they do, about looks. They say they do, but they typically don't. They care about confidence, leadership, Alpha Male characteristics, if you will. Keep in mind that there's fake confidence and real confidence; both work to get the ladies, but one is a masqurade and the other is fundamental... one will get you laid for a night the other will get you a super model for the rest of your life.

It's really not even as difficult as you are saying. You'd be surprised how far simply not being a douche goes.

 

[Keros]

It's really not even as difficult as you are saying. You'd be surprised how far simply not being a douche goes.

lol, QFT.

Well said my friend, well said :biglaugh:

 

[Jervis Mcstabby]

Jervis - any secrets they can pass on about cute/hot girls?

I need one

Like Keros and Dugums said, confidence and non-douchery are key. My friends are supremely confident in their abilities. Slyly deflecting comments about your weight helps display confidence too.