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7Mboost

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So me and friend have been building some hatred little by little, and now he did something I'm pissed with. Left a bag of shit in trunk of my car, and I just found it luckily it was not in there long, now I did shoot at him earlier missing him with a paintball gun but he was planning this before that, not to mention a couple days ago he threw a bannana on my car which stuck to it.

NOW, I'm thinking of some kindof creative comeback, not something that will fuck him up too bad, or get me in trouble, but something good, I'm gonna definatley hit him with the paintball gun now, but I need more. Any ideas? haha
 
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gixxer750

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Mar 30, 2005
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condom over the shift knob, vaseline on the door handles.... nastiest air freshener you can find under his seats...

go find a stink bomb... and break it while putting it down his A/C vents
 
turbotrev

turbotrev

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if he has a car there is some spray paint at wal-mart that washes off its really funny to watch the person flip out about the new custom paint job then you walk up and go "whats going on here OH MY GOD now thats custom" then wipe your finger thru it and it wipes off.

done it a few times its REALLY FUCKING HALIROUS to watch the person!

just dont let it stay on for more then 3 days.

trev
 
AF1JZ

AF1JZ

Almost civilian status...
Jun 26, 2006
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That would be funny to get that paint that washes off.

But, my rules are with friends are "don't touch my car" rule. Mess with me, but not the car. I'm sure you'll think of something good. Just don't make it so good that the cops have to get involved.
 
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tte

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Mar 30, 2005
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gixxer750 said:
condom over the shift knob, vaseline on the door handles.... nastiest air freshener you can find under his seats...

go find a stink bomb... and break it while putting it down his A/C vents
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Yeah fill the condom with some milky stuff like Elmers paper glue...
Make it look like it has cum in it.

As for the smell just put a peice of rotten meat under his seat like Gixxer said.

Cheers,
Roy
 
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Mk3runner

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damn we all share the same ideas... I do that to get people that piss me off. I'm not down with property damage, but a water based paintball then who gives a shit you know. the nutted condom has always been one of my favorites.
 
Poodles

Poodles

I play with fire
Jul 22, 2006
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ROFL!!!

well, he doesn't have a car...

the whole dog shit in a paper bag lit on fire on a doorstep works still...

Kinda hard to do something to someone if they don't have a car... I can think of a million fun things to do that won't do any damage...
 
Ckanderson

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RazoE said:
take a piss in a corner of his room..

or if possible, move his bed, piss there and then move it back..

the ammonia will over-power anything...
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not really. I've pissed on peoples floors and it didnt smell at all.
 
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