This email was just sent out to everyone in our corporate HQ. Names changed to protect the innocent, etc...
Unreal....
From: xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sent: Thursday, June 18, 2009 2:13 PM
Subject: Thievery Half Eatery
Good Afternoon.
I have a bit of information for you. Someone stole an employee’s lunch yesterday. There’s more. The thief ate half of it and put it back in the refrigerator.
This message is not to suggest that any of our employees are the culprits. This was actually an overnight “thievery half eatery”. What a shame!
I wanted to make you aware so that you can make an informed decision on whether you would like to store your food there or not.
Take care.
P.S. If you are hungry, perhaps your closest employee acquaintance can help you.
Please consider the environment before printing this message.
xxxxxx xxxxxxx
Global EHS Manager & Business Practices Officer
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Parkway, Suite 100
Duluth, GA 30096
Unreal....