Omg I just got attacked by a Crazy Lady!!!

[mattjk]

Ok, so I keep driving. Where do you live, so I can get you out of my car, so she's all, "JUST 8 MORE MILES!!! HURRY UP!!"

So now I'm getting mad, "WHAT'S IN YOUR BAG!!!!!"
and again she's all "NONE OF YOUR F ING BUSINESS" and she starts wailing at me with her arms!!! !!!!

So i SLAMM on the brakes, get out of the car and drag her out of
the passenger seat and I drive out of there like there's no tomorrow!!!

HOLY CRIPES!!! CRAZY PSYCHO LADY!!!!

So, I get home and I FIND THE BAG IN MY CAR!!!!

 

[CryoGoblin]

lol learn to type faster jeez hahaha

 

[Brewster]

brb gtg poop

 

[Mr.PFloyd]

It's a bag full of herpes. You just picked up an old prostitute.

:rofl: alex gtfo of my thredz kthxbye

matt finish the story or i will slap you across the internetz

 

[CryoGoblin]

omg whats in the bag hahaha

 

[CryoGoblin]

cryovenom thinks you bought the bag and trying to pass it as someones elses for opinions

 

[CryoVenom]

Arthur's a Lurker!

 

[BRIAN]

^^^
How do you have zero posts dude?

 

[turbotrev]

and cmon cmon get them stubs typin lol

 

[Mr.PFloyd]

Arthur's a Lurker!

and gey.

 

[CryoGoblin]

its a secret glitch

 

[Mr.PFloyd]

^^^
How do you have zero posts dude?

they all lurk in ot.

 

[Brewster]

wtf its a cryofag invazn

 

[mattjk]

^^^
How do you have zero posts dude?

OT post don't count.

 

[Mr.PFloyd]

its a secret glitch

or a hackorz liek what you do in CS to killstealz

 

[CryoGoblin]

woah woah cryofag? why you gotta be mean?

 

[CryoVenom]

^^^
How do you have zero posts dude?

I'm the matrix. Duh. :bling:

 

[turbotrev]

for the love of christ whats in the damn bag lol

 

[Mr.PFloyd]

wtf its a cryofag invazn

gtfo drunkee, it's our clan tag and we dont wanan internet pwn ur azzz

 

[BRIAN]

Long story short the bag blew up in Matts garage which took out his whole apartment so now all his belongings burned down.

Then he lost his job and went on welfare.

Hows my aim?