older guy's experience this ?

[willfish]

why is it the older I get, the more cautious I have to be when I gotta fart ....? lol

dont wanna shit my self... ya know....:icon_conf
but slightly more an morre mainly shortly after I eat, , I might have to break wind, an an I 'm like, no, no, I better not.....:biglaugh:


whats up with dat ?

is it my diet ? I eat pretty healthy an nat.... ,,, that all is you guys oppinion,,,,:biglaugh:

Will

 

[Dunckel]

umm, how old are you? cause.........WTF!!! i don't even know how to reply. congratulations, you just fucked me all up.

 

[drunk_medic]

I'm 28 and do not have any problems like that... yet?

 

[willfish]

umm, how old are you? cause.........WTF!!! i don't even know how to reply. congratulations, you just fucked me all up.

no, no, man, not like it happens alot,....lol
, but I always hear oldler guys talking about shitting them self... lol..

this August i'll be 33

,, i'm not saying it happens alot, only eperioenced it maybe twice....

I guess I'm bored an being a post whore...

Will

 

[Dunckel]

you caught me off guard. after reading the op, i instantly got a mental picture. you may have a B.B.G. (blown butt gasket) lay off the taco bell. you'll be fine.

 

[BorHor]

you need those.

 

[JoeyD]

you especially have to be careful not to fart after you've had hemmerhoid surgery. that and the damn tampon you had to have down there for the first few weeks to.. ::sigh::

 

[6o4turbo]

What a topic...

 

[willfish]

lol......:biglaugh:

Will

 

[iwannadie]

I used to get swamp ass real bad at work. when i fart it felt like I had the runs, I got real paranoid about it. I just powder my ass before work and have no more problems yay.

 

[supraman7mgte]

geez,im 41 and i rip alla time with no fear of stains. no poo poo undies here

 

[willfish]

I used to get swamp ass real bad at work. when i fart it felt like I had the runs, I got real paranoid about it. I just powder my ass before work and have no more problems yay.

what the hell ? :biglaugh:


an why did I start this....

Will

 

[GrimJack]

39 here, no problems yet.

 

[MDCmotorsports]

I used to get swamp ass real bad at work. when i fart it felt like I had the runs, I got real paranoid about it. I just powder my ass before work and have no more problems yay.

Swamp Ass aka Fart Blossom, Electric Farts etc....

I used to have the same problem when I was a kid. I then found out that I was lactose intolerant. No more of the ^ above for me.

 

[iwannadie]

Swamp Ass aka Fart Blossom, Electric Farts etc....

I used to have the same problem when I was a kid. I then found out that I was lactose intolerant. No more of the ^ above for me.

uhm, swamp ass is just when your ass gets all sweaty. At least thats always been my understanding. No actual leaking just sweat issue, hence the powder cure for me. Keeps sweat from building up in those trouble areas.

 

[willfish]

uhm, swamp ass is just when your ass gets all sweaty. At least thats always been my understanding. No actual leaking just sweat issue, hence the powder cure for me. Keeps sweat from building up in those trouble areas.

nice !!
theres a guy I work with prolly about 45 , an he says all the time after working in the morning he works up a good sweat, an he needs a

" maintenace wipe" , ( what he calls it ) from like sweat an residue.....:biglaugh:

Will