ok science majors...please help me prove its all a lie

americanjebus

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Tell her you found the ultimate cure for stress.

take a tank of water w/ salt solution except instead of using the little machine. Hook up the wrist band to the ground hole in a wall socket and hook up the diode to the hot side of a wall outlet.

Instant detox.
 

tlo86

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i dont think thats legal

massage therapy is a joke of a career anyway. those schools that teach it are full of shit :p
 

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tlo86;1133703 said:
massage therapy is a joke of a career anyway. those schools that teach it are full of shit :p


Not if they teach the medicinal benefits of an excellent Happy Ending :biglaugh:
 

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2 hour full body oil massage in Beijing or Shanghai by a 5'-4" female Chinese hard-body
200 RMB

Guaranteed to remove all toxins ;)
 

gaboonviper85

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massage theropy isn't a crap career! She does it cause it's easy, works from home (has a baby), and pays the bills just fine! She owns the beautiful house we live in so it seems to her "crap career" is just fine!

So she may be a tad gullible....don't degrade her lifestyle....no she doesn't do happy endings and never will! Come on guys don't be like that! She's a good girl and a great mom...give it a rest...
 

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I don't know her and I never said she did happy endings. Don't be so defensive, it was only a joke and nobody was trying to be ugly. I didn't click on the link posted a couple posts back, but I know I was just playing.
 

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gaboonviper85;1133845 said:
So she may be a tad gullible....don't degrade her lifestyle....no she doesn't do happy endings and never will! Come on guys don't be like that! She's a good girl and a great mom...give it a rest...


I'm going to say this is part of your chemical embalance because you know that John and I wouldn't degrade anybody's mom.............unless they really really deserved it...........:biglaugh:

I hope you have a better day today, and I'd definately see a doctor if I were you. Good luck, Jay