Official Postwhore thread (Was: Countdown to....)

[mattjk]

Your not?

i'm 70

 

[LilMissMkIII]

MATT - I can't believe you bloody wanker would actually think i believed you!!!!!

 

[Big Wang Bandit]

kk.

I need twins

 

[mattjk]

MATT - I can't believe you bloody wanker would actually think i believed you!!!!!

don't lie, it's ok

 

[mattjk]

kk.

I need twins

I have an older brother, is that ok?

 

[Big Wang Bandit]

k. Lets put him on my soupra

 

[JustAnotherVictim]

You can't find god.

 

[mattjk]

You can't find god.

no, but you can rent him

 

[JustAnotherVictim]

Show me, I need some people offed.

 

[LilMissMkIII]

don't lie, it's ok

Damnit, you got me there...

I have a confession... I am a pathological liar :aigo:

 

[Big Wang Bandit]

 

[mattjk]

when did you shave your head?

 

[Big Wang Bandit]

Today. Thats why I took a shower

 

[mattjk]

so, every 3 weeks then?

 

[JustAnotherVictim]

every five minutes

 

[mattjk]

every five minutes

I mean how long between showers, not masturbating.

 

[JustAnotherVictim]

That includes both.
He's a busy little monkey.

 

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That includes both.
He's a busy little monkey.

Looks like he's a busy big black guy.. Unless you are referring to the big black guy as a little monkey...

Eh?

 

[JustAnotherVictim]

Looks like he's a busy big black guy.. Unless you are referring to the big black guy as a little monkey...

Eh?

We are discussing the big skinny white guy named Kyle.

 

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We are discussing the big skinny white guy named Kyle.

Just so happens that my name is Kyle as well; yet none of that sounds true about me.

Where is that pic of the girl with those gadgets in her nose?